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Old 03-21-2007, 01:08 PM
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Does a nice chianti go with a bucket of turd?
AHA!!!!! A new contender!
Morty's league of warriors is now complete. If only Drugs were here to see it...
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:10 PM
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AHA!!!!! A new contender!
Morty's league of warriors is now complete. If only Drugs were here to see it...
is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:11 PM
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is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?

Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:13 PM
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Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?
Is it fair to assume you will wash or, at least, wipe off your hand first?

Otherwise, count me out.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:18 PM
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Is it fair to assume you will wash or, at least, wipe off your hand first?

Otherwise, count me out.


I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:30 PM
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[quote=mortimerdexterfoxworthy]I counted you out about 10 posts ago.

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there is always something to be thankful for.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:44 PM
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[quote=SentToStud]
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I counted you out about 10 posts ago.

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there is always something to be thankful for.



Oh I was just kidding.


But you didn't answer the boo-bee question.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:42 PM
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I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?

Like











Phil Mickelson












boo-bees?











heh-heh-heh!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:45 PM
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Like











Phil Mickelson












boo-bees?











heh-heh-heh!!!

Would ya like some nice short fused cherry bombs to play with?
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:00 PM
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I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?
LOL!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:05 PM
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LOL!!!


I thought it was pretty good,too!
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:22 PM
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LOL!!!
how about you cajun, how are your boo bee's doing?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:14 PM
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Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?
only if you're wearing it.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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only if you're wearing it.
Well I thi ........ thud.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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Morty's women are many.....





they come from far and wide when he is threatened....




there's a Morty Signal don't ya know....







.....it looks very similar to a cloud.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:20 PM
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Morty's women are many.....





they come from far and wide when he is threatened....




there's a Morty Signal don't ya know....









.....it looks very similar to a cloud.



winner winner chicken dinner!!!



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



FR&L-A!!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:16 PM
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is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?
No, membership can simply be enjoyed by anyone mad enough to truly understand the great Morte.
You are in.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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No, membership can simply be enjoyed by anyone mad enough to truly understand the great Morte.
You are in.
I've always wanted to be a gang member...but there is limited opportunity in my area.
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