Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

Lesson On The Evils Of Liquor

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the
evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of
water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class, observe the worms closely," he said, putting a worm first into
the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water
could be.

The second worm he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly
sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.

One of the students raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey
and you won't get worms."