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Old 03-05-2007, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Agree 100%, Dell.
then you'll love this joke

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in
Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in
an accident. I reattached them and,8 months later, he performed a
priva te concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing! A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident. I reattached them and, 2 years later, he won a
gold medal in Track and Field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them
together and now she's a senator from New York.
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