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[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Stud I have a college classic story. Its my third year and I'm driving a VW(the small ones, not the bug, I forget what they are called). Car cuts out one day. So my friend looks at it and says the wire that carries electricity to the fuel pump is cut. I ask him how much it would cost and he says well you gotta replace this and that, etc. So he shows me how if you touch the broken ends together that the pump goes on. So I go home to the gf and ask her if shes got any tape and scissors. She gets if for me and asks me where I am going, I say "to fix the car". So I take the tape and tape togther the wire underneath the car so it makes a connection. LOL!!! Only problem came when it rained or snowed once in a while the tape would get wet and fall off. SO I kept the tape and scissors in the glove compartment and would just hop out and tape it back up! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

VW Rabbit?

A few years out of college. A friend was getting married. About 300 guests total. All of us knew his fiancee for several years and all hated her.... One of the guys in the wedding party was a mechanic and worked for an auto junkyard. As part of the Bachelopr Party, he arranged, yes, a demolition derby in the empty field behind the junkyard. It was kept a secret from the bride-to-be.

We've got about 7-8 cars and we're all very, very drunk and the groom-to-be is all boozed up. It's the afternoon before the wedding. We're having a blast careening into each other. Then things went bad. Very, very bad. The groom took a wide turn and was going a bit fast when his car rammed into a cement parking-space block. His face went into the wheel. Mouth first.

We get the guy to the ER. Broken nose, busted teeth, both eyes look like over-ripe plums. Guy looks worse than a beaten baby seal. The girl walks into the ER and starts screaming. We all start laughing our asses off, especially the groom who is still drunk.

The wedding went on as scheduled and was an absolute blast. The pictures are hilarious.