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Old 02-02-2007, 04:13 PM
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Fortunately, I don't travel in those circles!
Neither do I...the circles I mean... the jerks... uhh, what was I saying anyway?
Did it have anything to do with circles and jerks?
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:14 PM
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Neither do I...the circles I mean... the jerks... uhh, what was I saying anyway?
Did it have anything to do with circles and jerks?

LMAO OH MAN funny funny....

thanks dts, my already light mood just got that much better.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:44 PM
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LMAO OH MAN funny funny....

thanks dts, my already light mood just got that much better.
Ziggy: You're on helium by now!
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:45 PM
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Early candidate for thread of the year. Just shows how many directions a thread can go in. I love it.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:56 PM
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Ziggy: You're on helium by now!
Once upon a time, in a hidden forest far away there lived a woodchuck (groundhog). Though his mommy told him not to, he loved to fill his little lungs with helium. It made his small voice sound so cool when it came out in a distorted higher voice.
As he was looking to find his way back to the saftey of the hole he'd come to feel such comfort diving into, he came across a snake puppet that he thought was really a snake.
"Holy python!!!" he chirped in a high pitch. (helium does that)
This sound caught the attention of a big bad eagle that was waiting and watching from above.
Swoop!
Happy eagle day! err, umm, not so for ground hogs on helium.
Up up and away!
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:02 PM
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Cripe, what have you been filling your little lungs with?

And, can I have some?
Apparently...he has a lot of good stuff on that farm...moonshine possibly?
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:23 PM
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Apparently...he has a lot of good stuff on that farm...moonshine possibly?
The woodchuck story...continued....
So the little woodchuck named "Moonshine" had left the farm and somehow fought his way from the nasty eagle's talons.
Moonshine didn't like being found in a violent situation...NOT BY A RED HAIR!
So...when the eagle dropped him, he landed in the middle of Manhatten.
Dazed and confused, he sought the only safe place he'd ever known.
Underground!
He dove down the nearest hole.
After he snuck under the turnstile and barely missed some very angry feet, where did he find himself?
You guessed it...on the a train, headed uptown.
All of a sudden, an amateur preacher shows up and starts calling the little Moonshine all kinds of nasty names.
"HOLY PINNOCHIO!!", he screamed in his best helium voice.
"You need to be saved!" the Bible thumper ranted. "It's in the book!"
"NO S-IT", little Moonshine said. "I thought I was when the eagle dropped me. How come it got worse?"

To be continued....
Happy woodchuck day
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:08 PM
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Whatever it is, I have to try and get back in his good graces! lol
He's pretty forgiving most of the time....but stay away from politics
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:47 PM
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Neither do I...the circles I mean... the jerks... uhh, what was I saying anyway?
Did it have anything to do with circles and jerks?
Uh....no...fortunately. It's Friday...and apparently alot of people are looking for the weekend!
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:07 PM
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Uh....no...fortunately. It's Friday...and apparently alot of people are looking for the weekend!
I hear ya Timm.
TGIF.
Happy woodchuck day!
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