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Old 02-01-2007, 05:14 PM
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How don't you have TVG? you live like two blocks from me, you have Comcast right?
Okay man, i just fired up TVG today since everyone says you've got to have it.

Within the first 30 minutes this Todd Schrupp guy starts laughing and bashing horse racing "chat rooms" because they are talking about how bad his picks are. He says these chat rooms are just twenty people who think they know everything talking to each other. the other guy, I think its Frank, said the people in the chat rooms are looking for love connections.

I don't know, this first group of hosts don't seem to be very sharp to me.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:16 PM
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Todd is the biggest buffoon on the show. Frank is fairly sharp, and Ken is a good host. Thats your current allstar lineup. They all pimp poly, you should love TVG
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:46 PM
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Todd is the biggest buffoon on the show. Frank is fairly sharp, and Ken is a good host. Thats your current allstar lineup. They all pimp poly, you should love TVG
They pimp poly? okay, I guess as long as they don't make wild non-sensical speculative rants on the subject, it will be a refreshing change of pace from what I'm used to hearing.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:35 PM
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He says these chat rooms are just twenty people who think they know everything talking to each other. the other guy, I think its Frank, said the people in the chat rooms are looking for love connections.
Well duh... this is www.match.com/derbytrail after all.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:39 PM
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Well duh... this is www.match.com/derbytrail after all.
LMAO
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:14 PM
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Well duh... this is www.match.com/derbytrail after all.
Hey! that link does nothing.
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:25 PM
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Hey! that link does nothing.
Precisely. LOL I've been on here since May and I have yet to find my perfect match. HAHA
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:30 PM
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Precisely. LOL I've been on here since May and I have yet to find my perfect match. HAHA
but didn't you, i thought i heard....

oh nevermind.
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:31 PM
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but didn't you, i thought i heard....

oh nevermind.
Hmmm... and the jury is out.
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:07 PM
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Precisely. LOL I've been on here since May and I have yet to find my perfect match. HAHA

I think you're just too picky. If you like old degenrate gamblers there are bazillions of them. All available* for a reason. But hey you're young- too soon to throw in the towel or settle.

btw...
on a totaly unrelated subject (or is it the other way around)
I like Ken Ramsey. The man bets his horses and not just to win. He puts them in the trifecta. I'm reading these books on horse racing and they seldom mention what the horse pays or even if the owner had any money on the horse.
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I think you're just too picky. If you like old degenrate gamblers there are bazillions of them.
Nah, I just know what I want. I've been married and didn't appreciate being cheated on. It sucks. With that said, I don't think anyone should really have to throw in the towel. Do you?
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:22 PM
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Nah, I just know what I want. I've been married and didn't appreciate being cheated on. It sucks. With that said, I don't think anyone should really have to throw in the towel. Do you?
yes, I think some should just give up and quit looking.
Every pot has a lid etc.. but if she likes me she likes EVERYONE
I mean she shows up with hickies all over her neck and wants me to take her back
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:32 PM
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btw...
on a totaly unrelated subject (or is it the other way around)
I like Ken Ramsey.
Obviously you dont know him
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:43 PM
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If you knew him, it is most likely that you have been stiffed by him.....
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:09 PM
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Obviously you dont know him
I don't know him any more than anyone else on here or else where - internet wise that is. We talked about his horse Not Phone He did invite people to his owners box once.
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Old 02-02-2007, 06:26 PM
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M,

You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:

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A cargo bay behind an eggplant reads a magazine, and some diskette negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a worldly fairy.
For example, a mating ritual indicates that a demon conquers a plaintiff behind a cloud formation.
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is he getting divorced AGAIN??? lol-if baffert starts trolling here i'm outtie-and gotta go soon anyways-bears super bowl champs shirts are ready and BEAUTIFUL!!! will start selling tomorrow night...tonite, gotta get rid of what i have to get 100 of em
Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:31 PM
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M,

You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:



vs.



Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....

too funny, and a very good observation.
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:32 PM
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This was one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.
thank you thank you i'm here all week.

i feel gracious that pillowpants didn't beat me to it!
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:43 PM
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thank you thank you i'm here all week.

i feel gracious that pillowpants didn't beat me to it!
comedy central call yet? that was funny, thanks!
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