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Old 01-18-2007, 08:29 PM
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and you guys out there have no idea how lucky you are...just imagine your lil buddies getting smooshed flat between two plates. multiple times.
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:41 PM
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I'm voting for this guy...

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Old 01-18-2007, 09:04 PM
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this ticket gets my vote

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Old 01-19-2007, 09:31 AM
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And then Aerosmith would play at the Inaugural Ball. Sweeet. I look forward to a chorus of "heh hehs" during the State of the Union Address.

Sigh... I taped the video of them singing "I Got You, Babe" with Cher and watched it until the tape wore out. Ooh! I bet it's on Youtube now!

Maybe Hank Hill for Secretary of State?
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Old 01-19-2007, 10:34 AM
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Homer Simpson for Energy chairmen.
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:48 PM
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Homer Simpson for Energy chairmen.
Cool. I have long wanted to live in a nation powered by doughnuts and beer.
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Old 01-19-2007, 03:38 PM
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Cool. I have long wanted to live in a nation powered by doughnuts and beer.
Just think of the effects on GLOBAL Warming,though!
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Old 01-19-2007, 09:09 AM
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and you guys out there have no idea how lucky you are...just imagine your lil buddies getting smooshed flat between two plates. multiple times.
And your insides cramping in on themselves once a month. "Midol" comments give me such a flash of contempt for the comment because I think, "Oh, you SO have no idea, you leetle, leetle man." When I was a teenager, mine were so bad I passed out from them once. God bless the Pill.

(Perhaps, Timm, you want to exchange that phrase for, "Is your jockstrap twisted?" or something like that? Tee hee. )

Though it does give us females a high pain threshold; I'll say that. When the "40-Year-Old Virgin" showed the chest wax I thought, "What? Get your pubes waxed and THEN talk to me about pain. Chest. Ha." (I usually read while they're doing my legs because I get bored)

I had a friend faint during a mammogram, Danzig. Props to you for doing it, and I'm not looking forward to having to start in a few years... every gyno I've had has suggested it earlier, because of my medical history, but they don't follow through and I'm not pushing for it!
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