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My baby girl, bless her heart, is a lesbian. You think I'm joking...she walks around many times during the day sneaking up on my parents dog and starts humping from behind. I told her if she is gonna do that, at least let daddy buy her a strap-on
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nothing to do with sex--she's not a lesbian, but a dominatrix!!! |
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Deb...im telling ya babe...I think she is. But, being the loving father that I am, I will support her in whatever lifestyle choice she makes ![]() |
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maybe she's bi...aren't you guys into chicks like that?! |
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See...I gotta draw the line there for her. No riding the fence, no being selfish, no getting the best of both worlds. She is gonna have to make a choice. |
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Mrs. P is bi...and into domination
my brother got a puppy in december and he decided that the dog must be jewish because it kept attacking his christmas tree ...he propably would have been Buddist (since the dog is a shar-pei) but the pet store only had stuffed Dreidel toys...no stuffed buddhas
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