Derby Trail Forums

Go Back   Derby Trail Forums > Main Forum > The Paddock
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-12-2007, 07:07 PM
Balletto
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Well, since I tend to be the one that garners a lot of ol' blackie's attacks (I almost crave them now... love ya, bitch!), and its throwing the rest of you off kelter (is that really a word?), i'll just add my two cents so he can focus on his favorite target. I think it was the best ride in the HISTORY of the sport, and I happen to know this since i've seen every race ever run and im practically a divine being.

Here kitty kitty kitty... come to mama. Im all wet and waiting for you my big man.

Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-12-2007, 07:22 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Balletto
Well, since I tend to be the one that garners a lot of ol' blackie's attacks (I almost crave them now... love ya, bitch!), and its throwing the rest of you off kelter (is that really a word?), i'll just add my two cents so he can focus on his favorite target. I think it was the best ride in the HISTORY of the sport, and I happen to know this since i've seen every race ever run and im practically a divine being.

Here kitty kitty kitty... come to mama. Im all wet and waiting for you my big man.

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-14-2007, 08:15 AM
Afleet Alex
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Balletto
Well, since I tend to be the one that garners a lot of ol' blackie's attacks (I almost crave them now... love ya, bitch!), and its throwing the rest of you off kelter (is that really a word?), i'll just add my two cents so he can focus on his favorite target. I think it was the best ride in the HISTORY of the sport, and I happen to know this since i've seen every race ever run and im practically a divine being.

Here kitty kitty kitty... come to mama. Im all wet and waiting for you my big man.

C'mon. Your really a guy just f'ing with us, right?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-14-2007, 08:52 AM
Cajungator26's Avatar
Cajungator26 Cajungator26 is offline
Keeneland
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hossy's Mom's basement.
Posts: 10,217
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by byaneck
C'mon. Your really a guy just f'ing with us, right?
No, she's not a guy.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-14-2007, 09:59 AM
Afleet Alex
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
No, she's not a guy.
Okay. What about kentuckyrosesinmay....dude or not?
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 01-14-2007, 10:54 AM
Cajungator26's Avatar
Cajungator26 Cajungator26 is offline
Keeneland
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hossy's Mom's basement.
Posts: 10,217
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by byaneck
Okay. What about kentuckyrosesinmay....dude or not?
Nope, she's a chick too. I'm female too (in case you were wondering. LOL)
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Danzig Danzig is offline
Dee Tee Stables
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The Natural State
Posts: 29,943
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Nope, she's a chick too. I'm female too (in case you were wondering. LOL)
there's pais, balletto, cajun, sightseek, genuine, pedigree ann, meras, and me...who am i missing??? i know i'm missing several, gonna be in the doghouse.
__________________
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Abraham Lincoln
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:21 AM
paisjpq's Avatar
paisjpq paisjpq is offline
top predator.
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 5,020
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Danzig188
there's pais, balletto, cajun, sightseek, genuine, pedigree ann, meras, and me...who am i missing??? i know i'm missing several, gonna be in the doghouse.
honu, buffy, MMSC, Largo, antitrust, bystander, rileyoriley...off the top of my head
__________________
Seek respect, not attention.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by byaneck
Okay. What about kentuckyrosesinmay....dude or not?
She's a female if you follow the tuck rule.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:14 AM
Danzig Danzig is offline
Dee Tee Stables
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The Natural State
Posts: 29,943
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
She's a female if you follow the tuck rule.


looks like i'll be sharing that doghouse with pillow.


nice avatar btw, that trait would come in handy at oil changing time...
__________________
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Abraham Lincoln
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:19 AM
Afleet Alex
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
She's a female if you follow the tuck rule.
I checked her website.it's too over the top to be a real chick
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by byaneck
I checked her website.it's too over the top to be a real chick
Balletto or kyroses?
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 01-14-2007, 11:46 AM
brianwspencer's Avatar
brianwspencer brianwspencer is offline
Atlantic City Race Course
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 4,894
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by byaneck
C'mon. Your really a guy just f'ing with us, right?
On the phone with Al right now.....if she's a guy, she does a really really good job faking the voice and the laugh.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 01-14-2007, 01:56 PM
Balletto
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by brianwspencer
On the phone with Al right now.....if she's a guy, she does a really really good job faking the voice and the laugh.
haha Shutup Brian. This is my chance to capitalize on my case of "penis envy"!
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 01-14-2007, 02:20 PM
brianwspencer's Avatar
brianwspencer brianwspencer is offline
Atlantic City Race Course
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 4,894
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Balletto
haha Shutup Brian. This is my chance to capitalize on my case of "penis envy"!
gross.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 01-14-2007, 02:30 PM
Balletto
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Coming from you... I just dont believe that statement.

By the way, 24-21...
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 01-14-2007, 03:10 PM
kentuckyrosesinmay's Avatar
kentuckyrosesinmay kentuckyrosesinmay is offline
Churchill Downs
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: UNC-CH will always miss Eve Carson. RIP.
Posts: 1,874
Default

Balleto or I not a girl? This has got to be the most hilarious post of the new year!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:43 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.