The Alabama Stakes Potpourri Twitter Thread

[Dahoss]

More evidence of severe mental illness

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

Wrong, A swelte 276 lbs. I heard you are like 5’ 4 360 and that it’s easier to jump over you, than go around you, Jay.

[Dahoss]

More evidence that he has a vagina. A very big one

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

Hardly crushed it. More like eeked out a small profit after 2 losing attempts in previous years. At least he didn’t sit out the last 2 days of the meet like You did to preserve a Positive ROI way back ( 6 years ago ?) when you last had a positive ROI .

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

Trevor must have heard me yelling through the tv .....c’mon Trevor, one time kid.

[Dahoss]

Pretending he knows more than someone who has spent their entire life around horses

The term is turf Foot. Or mud foot. I cringe when she says turf hoof

[Dahoss]

Kissing ass and finding things in common with the biggest scumbags on twitter

Did you see Mybad Irad stop riding when he saw who it was coming on the outside in the next race ?

The race in question is September 23, race 7. Irad, riding for Chad Brown and Klaravich stopped riding so Jose could win. Imagine being so dumb you actually believe something like that? Meanwhile, a 30 second view of the head on shows it's not even remotely true. Never stopped Dan before and won't stop him again.

[Dahoss]

I actually believe this

My dad made Martina’s visa problems go away when She came to play WTT for Bob Kraft and the Boston Lobsters

An important guy like that must've been thrilled he had to get his son a job collecting tolls as it was all he could do.

[Dahoss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyWLouFHbIc