UFO at O'Hare

[JJP]

UFO is more like a cross between the Scorpions and Judas Priest.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by JJP

UFO is more like a cross between the Scorpions and Judas Priest.

Well JJP,
I don't know much about scorpions...just that if I ever come across one, I'd squish it first. That tail is fearsome.
As far as Judas...we all know what happened to him...30 pieces of silver, right?
Priests? As long as they don't go after little altar boys, I'm neutral. Do they go to the same school as Foley?
Cut our interplanetary friends a break.
Uncle Ned will on his next round at the skeet range. Practice is important.
As far as seeing out alien buddies and getting their voices on tape, be ready, be vigilant, look up. BE PREPARED!!!
Gosh, I miss Simon. Alvin and Theodore too.

"Look, up ahead...."

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Uh Oh! Uh Oh!
Is this a meterorite? Testing is in the works.
My thinking is that they're fighting back, hitting us with their big stuff.
But why NJ? Lots of nice folks live there, and Uncle Ned, the guy that fired the first shot is in upstate NY.
Wrong state little alien buddies.
Let's have an immediate truce! Uncle Ned didn't mean it! It was a mistake!

http://www.slate.com/id/2156924/fr/flyout

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Wow! My dog is barking his head off! I think I just saw something very strange land behind the barn... little flashing blue and green lights.
I'm not scared...well, a little.
I hope I can negotiate with them.
I'll let you know when I get back...if I'm not abducted.
Shut up dog! You'll scare them!
Where's my light saber?

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Whew! I'm back. I knew you were worried.
Everything is safe.
The dog finally stopped barking. I found my flashlight but not my light saber.
Anyway, I went behind the barn.
No flashing lights, no spaceship.
All I saw was a squirrel.
It ran away.
Well, I'll continue to be vigilant, protecting the planet from invaders and all that stuff.
Keep your eyes open, your head up, and report to "command center" if you find anything.
"Bring 'em on!"
DTer's ain't skeered of anything!

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I went back this morning to investigate in day light.
You're not going to believe this. There was a crop circle!
Well, it could be...then it might just be where one of the cats that roam around did something that burned the grass. It's about the size of a small sized frisbee.
I'm very interested to know if any DTer's have a siting. Post it here.
Thanks!
Keep watching, heads up. I think they're gentle and want to be friends.