Gulfstream Park

[Dahoss]

8th race today Mimina’s Team is 11-1 going into the gate. 5-1 coming out of the gate and 7/2 a quarter mile into the race. The scumbag riding her looked around under both shoulders as she glided up to the lead turning for home and then decided to start riding as she was swallowed up midstretch.

Who knows what the hell is really going on in these pools or on the track but that race was pretty fishy.

[Dahoss]

I want to not despise jockeys and then I see Tyler Gaffalione’s overconfident ride on The Extravagant Kid in the 9th today and I realize they are useless. You can’t sit like a statue until the 1/8 pole and get beat...period.

[Dahoss]

Strong card at Gulfstream today if you like moron riders and sh.it races.

[Dahoss]

Watching riders defer to Leparoux on the front end is incredible. I’ve seen it all now.

[freddymo]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Watching riders defer to Leparoux on the front end is incredible. I’ve seen it all now.

Shall I send you a few pictures of me with a lampshade on?

[Alabama Stakes]

They make lampshades that big ?

[Dahoss]

All of the things that make Gulfstream the biggest scumbag track around just happened in the 7th. The winner herds the runner up 6-7 paths AND bumps him, while his scumbag jock continues to flail away left handed. Jock on the runner up stops riding the last 100 yards because he’s a scumbag and the runner up loses by a head and stewards leave the horse up.

They don’t care. TSG is the enemy of horseplayers. Just remember that when everyone is excited about the shi.tshow they give you this weekend.

Meanwhile, Jerry Hollendorfer isn’t allowed to run at TSG tracks, but Frank Stronach gave him horses at Oaklawn.

You can’t make this s.hit up. You really can’t