Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

Chili

A guy walks into a diner and asks for a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."

So, he gets a cup of coffee instead. Then he sees that the guy next to him
has finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.

He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other guy says, "No. You can have it."

The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he
sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The
other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."