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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray |
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couldn't help myself...just a couple of one-liners from Mr. Carlin
"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you." "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/...rlinjokes.html
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OK, OK, Between the two, and I can't believe I'm saying this, Carlin is the more optimistic one!
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