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From Morty



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Ed Reed,serial killer----Wisconsin??

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From Mortimer


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Hello again Cleveland Sporty Page Fans and welcome to another edition of the swell CLYDE&CLYDE Cleveland Sporty Page.

As you all know, we here at the Cleveland Sporty Page gave you fine and in depth analysis of the Cavaliers/MooCow series;correctly predicting the outcome of each game.

Stevie may have darted that stuff......don't know for sure.

Anyways, we will be bringing you the same game by game analysis of the Cavaliers/Chickadees series just as soon as it is over.

The Tribe is really trying to show signs of competitiveness,but we are not fooled.The Browns aren't either;they know that ploy too well.


God I wish there was more to write here.


Maybe I can slip in a few words about Canadian Sparrow....as long as CS fans promise not to commit suicide because I am not going buy his bronze statue so I may kneel down in prayer to him.

He's a fine horsey, but a little shy of Citation and some of the other obvious legends.What looks to this extremely bright horsey analyzer as the real test of greatness,maybe....comes in the Belmont.Not just the distance,but even more so Materiality and Frosted.Then the worshipers will have something that at last will somewhat warrant their screams of terror over people not betting him and not accepting him as the second coming!

Really.....it's that bad.

My God....get a life already.

Oh enough.



Have a sporty day tomorrow,Sporty Fans.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5KB5r0T2Ns

[horseofcourse]

hello mortimer--clyde!!


THE CLEVELAND INDIANS HAVE JUST COMPLETED THEIR FIRST TWO GAME WINNING STREAK SINCE APRIL 9TH!!!! THE NEXT TWO GAME STREAK IS NOW DUE ON JUNE 25TH! (maybe it's a texas thing....both two game winning streaks this year and series wins are against the two Texas teams....can all the MLB teams move to texas?)


MY CHAMPAGNE GLASS OVERFLOWETH WITH JOY!!!


THE CADAVERS JUST NEED TO LAUNCH THE 3 WITH ABANDON AGAINST THE HAWKS. THEY WILL BE FINE.

I SAW THE BROWNS CHANGED THE SHADE OF ORANGE IN THE TEAM COLORS. THAT IS WHAT WAS NEEDED I THINK TO FIX IT.

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From Morty


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HC!

How goes it sir?


Hope all is well with you.And I am Motrimer.I'm filling in for Clyde as he is involved with a phalanx of the leading psychologists and psychiatrists in trying to better understand the kumquatery going on at NoAdvantage as well as deciphering their strange tongue;the latter more in the hands of leading linguistic interpreters.


Anyhoo----the Tribe is catching fire.They just pulled off their 3rd two gamer.Cody came so close to adding another blown save opportunity,too.Oh well.He'll bounce back.


In a little seriousness,the Cavaliers are displaying a toughness foreign to past teams.It doesn't seem to matter who misses games or who plays at 50%.....they just keep winning.This is good.


The Browns change the wrong things.

But Haslam owns them.

Don't forget, he changed his truck stop company's position on customer rebates,too....but forgot to tell them.



Keep it real;and give 'em steel.

[horseofcourse]

I read that about the haslam. it is odd he isn't in prison isn't it??

well, let me check that, no it isn't!! we know how these things work.

The Cadavers have been impressive....this series is far from over. King Prince of Akron I have noticed has been very good for the most part, but several times in these playoffs he enters into the prevent offense with 6 minutes left and a big lead. You know that offense and have talked about it often I believe! It involves a minimum of 17 dribbles standing still then commencing with a chaotic turnover. You waste 23 seconds but nothing else occurs. That should be kept to more of a minimum. Tristan Thompson has been their best player these 11 playoff games I believe. He does what he does extremely well. In fact, I think what he does well, he does better than what Love does well.

It has reached a 3 game streak for the glorious Tribe. IT is sad what has happened to the bullpen....a great strength last year. I'm starting to wonder what the effect of the lost Gomes has been. He is coming back thankfully. I do know they've lost 6 games where the Kluber-meister and the Trevor Bauer have given up 2 runs or less. That simply can't happen. I was certain good things would happen for them this year. The top 4 starting pitchers really do have wondrous arms for whatever that's worth. They can toss it.

The Ohio cup is at stake now so it's high tension on the lake this week!

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From Morty




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And a fine True Bill you have posted.


Yes, Lee doesn't "just be chillin'" quite as much these days.The Loveless/Irvingless lineup has lost that defenseless trademark.It's much better now and a real case of less being more.

Can't mention the tribe's incredibly long winning streak or I'll get dizzy.I do agree the starters have really,really live arms.I'm more critical of the incompetence ( off. and def.) the front office felt comfortable with going into the season;like 3rd,short,first and right.One could throw in cf too,but they have about 14 million a year "invested".Mentioning Gomes is very fair.That hurt a lot,but he's back today.

Am unshore of that Ohio Cup thing.


Well ya know....I would make an atb on the 6 in GP's 13th.


Hang ten.