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Old 04-16-2015, 02:34 PM
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r u putzing around with the KD top four? Or just messing with who will win? Or maybe just the first 2 or 3? It's quite the abysmal mess,isn't it? Things might look so easy, but then you recall past KD's....and you should then think,"Oh my God.Why bother? Some horsey goes off like Palace Malice....and phwwwt! Or maybe no one used Rail Guard and Mine That Bird happens. Or a Point Given just doesn't feel like it today." It's all pretty nutty.But that's why you depend on CLYDEFORM!! Because CLYDEFORM!! will rescue you on those nutty race days.CLYDEFORM!! is also now proud to present ....baffertPROOFING!Yes, CLYDEFORM!! has taken into account those races where baffertness can well happen. Never again get stiffed by the biggest cheat this side of the IRS because YOUR CLYDEFORM!! is now baffertPROOF!

Does CLYDEFORM factor in drafting? You know when one calculates the drag force in a horse race?
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Old 04-16-2015, 03:39 PM
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Awethome question!!



And yes....yes it does!

You're familiar with this,I assume:"Horserace handicapping is about the measurement and prediction of objects moving through space over a surface within a closed circuit."

Absolutely "drag" is factored in.

It's sometimes referred to as "wind gravity."


We also make use of E-MC squared.One can infer from this;a fat horse has the potential to run further and faster than a skinny horsey and CLYDEFORM!! makes that calculation easy for the dumb ass....whoa!....I mean intelligent horsey player.
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Old 04-16-2015, 08:48 PM
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I am off for the weekend but just wanted to say that the headline for Saturday's edition of CLYDEFORM should read " GO SHARED BELIEF"!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have a great weekend!
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Have a great weekend!
Thanks and we did! Checked on the NYC carriage horses too while there.
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Absolutely "drag" is factored in.
Found my exacta


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Old 04-17-2015, 12:45 PM
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Is that Itsaknockout and Dortmund?
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Old 04-17-2015, 04:23 PM
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The Updated Kentuky Fried Chicky Dinah!:



1....International Star
2....Frosted
3....Materiality
4....Tencendur
5....MadeFromLucky
6....Frammento
7....Keen Ice
8....Firing Line
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Anyone have a site for the derby horses foal dates?

This is very important.



One of the most savage of all barbaric LZ tunes,it's blues based as is just about all music.You might want to check BLUES STORY A Documentary on u-tubey.


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It seems as if Lewys Vaporizer would be a controversial horsey over at CLYDEFORM!!
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you guys are a bunch of weirdos.
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