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03-24-2015, 07:35 PM
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To Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,
ATTENTION Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy!!!! Three big KD preps this Saturday, The Florida Sunbathers Derby, The Louisiana Cajun Derby, and The UAE (Unicorns, Anteaters, and Elephants) Derby. Can't wait for the ClydeForm picks!!! 
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03-24-2015, 07:48 PM
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03-26-2015, 03:21 PM
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From Morty
 =============================================== Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy has been summoned to represent the CLYDEFORM!! most excellent analysis of the Louisiana Ragin'Cajun Derby: (By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr....oh never mind.) 1....STANFORD They should not travel out of the PAC-10. So no. Crinkle.... trash can 2....MR. Z Close,but missing the C. Too bad. Crinkle.... trash can 3....DEFONDO This is a filthy Italian word and has no place in horsey racing. Girls Roller Derby,yes. Horsey racing,no. Crinkle.... trash can 4....Huh? Oh just forget it. Crinkle.... trash can 5....A PLAY WITH A PAIR-A-DICE Box cars. Blech. Crinkle.... trash can 6....WAR STORY KEEPAH!! 7....KEEN ICE KEEPAH! 8....ST. JOE BOY John Boy worshiped him. Reason enough. Crinkle.... trash can 9....MR. MORTIM----UPS!!.....I mean,INTERNATIONAL STAR KEEPAH-KEEPAH!! 1....INTERNATIONAL STAR 2....KEEN ICE 3....WAR STORY
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03-26-2015, 05:10 PM
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Who doesn't love a spirited game of "I've Got Your Tongue?!"
https://twitter.com/DRFLivingston/st...09983863390208
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03-27-2015, 10:54 AM
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From Morty
================================================== ======== Say! How 'bout a spirited game of "WHERE ARE MY BOO BEE'S!!?" So much fun! But seriously. It's time for CLYDEFORM!! extraordinary analysis of the FLORIDA NIKIDIE SUNBATHERS DERBY: 1....AMI'S TWAT Oh my god!! thud! Crinkle.... trash can 2....JACK'S TIP Oh my GOD!! THUD! Crinkle.... trash can 3....R U NAUGHTY HOLY COW!! THUD!!!! Crinkle.... trash can 4....NIKIDIE KNOCKOUT WHOA!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! Crinkle.... trash can 5....QUIMET FILTHY!! Crinkle.... trash can 6....MY POINT EXACTLY OHMYGOD!!!!!!! THUD!! Crinkle.... trash can 7....MATERIALITY Finally a decent,moral American horsey. KEEPAH!! 8....TAKE A BREAST AAAAHHHH!!!! THUD! Crinkle.... trash can 9....UPSKIRT BASEBALL!! THUD!!!!!!! Crinkle.... trash can MATERIALITY to win this shameful display of debauchery.
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03-27-2015, 11:55 AM
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I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "I boobies". I thought of you.
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03-27-2015, 11:57 AM
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La Derby:
Mr Z International Star Keen Ice Fl. Derby:Materiality The "Don't Buy" Races" Mile-Quadrivium Gold cup-Bathyrhon UAE-Sir Fever Sprint-Farmah Shaheen-Cool Cowboy Turf-Solow-WON! Sheema Classic-Harp Star WC-Long River
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03-27-2015, 12:10 PM
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03-27-2015, 12:15 PM
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My Don't Buy Selections:
Mile: Surfer Gold Cup: Brown Panther Derby: Golden Barows Sprint: Sole Power Shaheen: Super Jockey Turf: THE GREY GATSBY Sheema: Harp Star World Cup: Lea (Go Aluminum Go!) Louisiana Derby: Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Florida Derby: Upstart Fair Ground Oaks: I'M A CHATTERBOX
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