ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Rileyoriley]

"Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?"


I did not know Arletta was a March birthday too. Happy Early BD!

And you sir Mortimer are an ass.

[Sightseek]

To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.

To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.

To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty.

I believe a contest may be in order for such a super-de-duper Saturday!! Nothing too fancy. Pick the winnah of each race!!

[Sightseek]

Someone is going to have to dust me off after my picks, it's looking pretty chalky!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone is going to have to dust me off after my picks, it's looking pretty chalky!

Haven't really looked yet but definitely SHARED BELIEF!!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Haven't really looked yet but definitely SHARED BELIEF!!!

[Arletta]

From Morty

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Sighty.....nice card presentation outfit.

Hot.

Was that a REAL full length burlap gown you wore?





It is time for the fine analysis of the Pothum Thtaketh.

Brought to you by CLYDEFORM!!







1....DON'T BET YER LIFE ON THIS ONE



Sorry, best I could do.

But still better than he's going to do.



crinkle....


trash can






1A....UNINFLUENCED



He's been arrested 5 times for being under the uninfluence.That was by a dyslexic cop.

I think his trainer is ,too.

Well ya know....this is really a horrible race.Awful,awful names that I really can't do much with here.FarFromOver was supposed to be in the mess,but he's not.His brilliant thinkers are tossing him into the Woody.And if he runs a phooey------well then what?



Talk about phooey....I forgot which horsey I'm on.

Oh well;no biggie.



crinkle....


trash can






1X....BLAME TODD


He doesn't know how to train outside of Gulfstream ....oh,I have to whizz.












Done.

Power of suggestion, I guess.

Really burns.If they're going to install a nuclear reactor in me,they could have added the cooling tower.It's like having a tooth drilled without Novocaine.





Aw fer **** sakes-----forgot again.I do recall not being one bit impressed,though.




crinkle....


trash can






2....COMBAT DIVER


Ever see that movie with DiNero?He's a Navy( or "squid") diver.You know, one of those really,really heavily weighted diving outfits.Terrible movie.



So no.



crinkle....


trash can






3....SASSY SASS



I think I know her.

Always with the back sass;you can be her boss or her air conditioning repairman or an irate caller.She will bitch you out but good.

I kinda like her.



But not as a race horsey.

She should have been a free loading doe.


Shredder time.






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!






4....ELK ABEIR



Elks?

They are that hard up in this years Pothum?



NO!!



crinkle....


trash can






5....LIEUTENANT COLONEL


We would call,in the Marines, these guys "light birds".They really hated it,too.We called them such because they were one rank below Colonel, known as a "full bird".Colonel's logos(=:>) are a big ol' birdie while L.C.'s just get a silver oak leaf.Thus the term,"light bird".

They're upset and nasty all the time because they are not yet full birds.



This one's for them:






NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! !!





thud






6....TIZ WHIZZ



ROR!!

snort!....I'm such a ham sandwich.

Everyone knows whizz can't win a horsey race.






crinkle....


trash can






7....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


I gota million of 'em!



crinkle....


trash can






8....TENCENTER



Uh oh.


A Ten Cents A Ride relative.

VERY bad!




crink-EL!!


trash can







9....HANSEN




yah-hoo-hoo!!!!





KEEPAH!!!!








HANSEN to win the deplorable excuse for a horsey race.

[Sightseek]

Does anyone have a working radar?

Apparently there are 5 fillies flying under many broken radars.

If a filly can fly, would she still be able to run in the Kentucky Oaks???

[herkhorse]

I've already had enough of American Pharoah













say... anyone want to read my blog?















thud















by the way Mizzz Wizzz won yesterday















Morty can ya lend me a dime?

[herkhorse]

SA 11 4 all all

[Sightseek]

Shared Belief

Pay Bob wants nothing to do with this beast with a clean trip.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Shared Belief

Pay Bob wants nothing to do with this beast with a clean trip.

Odds Bayern retires with an "injury"?

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Odds Bayern retires with an "injury"?

I was just telling Morty that very same thing last night. No way will we get the chance to see Shared Belief annihilate him.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Does anyone have a working radar?

Apparently there are 5 fillies flying under many broken radars.

If a filly can fly, would she still be able to run in the Kentucky Oaks???

There is no rule stating "flying fillies" can't run.


I sense a conspiracy with all these supposedly "broken radars". Obviously it's Bush's fault.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

There is no rule stating "flying fillies" can't run.


I sense a conspiracy with all these supposedly "broken radars". Obviously it's Bush's fault.

But, if jockeys don't have brains, does this make them drones???

[Arletta]

From Morty



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Today's topic:



whoisbaffert!!??




Well,I'm afraid we are all becoming too familiar with who this cheating,back stabbing slug is.He is the before photo;the mealy mouthed wise guy;the unlicensed midwife of hypo thyroidism;the lap dog of Bo (a 5,NOT a 10) Derek and the ultimate customer of Satan.

What's with PayBob? Has he reacted in a bad way to the last concoction baffert fed him? Or is it a case of Shared Fright between him and baffert? As it can be read from previous posts here,it seems the only one being fooled by the BCC is the gay lover of Cailfornia Chrome----Funny Jones.


Is baffert also having trouble trying to find the right dose of magic excelsior for Canadian Sparrow?

For you Duodenum fans.....he's done.

You just watch.


That's whoisbaffert!!??



I have kept it real, and gave 'em steel.You won't see Stevie Hasbeen flying at this altitude.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

[Sightseek]

There is a horsey named Lawyer Clyde running in Oaklawn's first on Saturday.


I betcha he has the best business cards.

[geeker2]

GEEEEZEEEE I almost forgot Happy Birthday Clyde !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

There is a horsey named Lawyer Clyde running in Oaklawn's first on Saturday.


I betcha he has the best business cards.

but is he a mudder?