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[Pants II]

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Lulzville Horndogs coached by Mick Mibeano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zi0xiIiUBw

Hey at least the Brown Outs aren't the ain't cares.

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde



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JAY CUTLER!!!!

He's been with the Brownies for the last several years,only under different names!

Other than Kyle Orton.....he's the best!!





I will now make it clear as to why I do not talk about soccer.

Bob is flooding me with e-mails and the guy upsets me so much that I cannot answer. I thought calmly typing this out in public would shut him up.



Soccer to me,is this: It's outdoor hockey on grass....without the 3 knockdown rule.

That simple.

And I HATE,with a purple passion....hockey.



So you soccer fans enjoy your 1-0 overtime games and you players go right ahead and slam your head toward that ball while some freak has flipped in the air,having his fat foot aimed at that same ball.If your head meets the wrong object,why....it's Cretin Night School for the rest of your life.


Aprilweather has made a stunning announcement.He now WANTS Blechman in May!

But Girly better not expect to get a big cut of that dough!

ROR!!.....Aprilweather doesn't want this fight unless he is guaranteed 100 mil....and Girly gets 20.


He creates his own out as he calls out Girly Pacquaio.




In other sporty news, Johnny Rotten----in other sporty news, the Tribe has acquired Brandon Moss.No stone comments,please. He's a fine addition.Can play( sort of) first or right field.Strikes out a lot.Doesn't hit for much of an average.Is slow on the base paths.Does have modicum-plus power.This sound like Dale Murphy....and Nick Swisher.

We need more????



The Cavaliers have not signed anymore free agent retirees....although Ray Allen fear and loathing whispers are out there.If that bench gets any older,it's going to collapse.

The Mount Union Purpley Raiders are one of 4 teams left in Div. III fb.Can they get that monkey(Swissconsin Whitewater) off their backs? At least the he-she, MaryHardIn ....Whomever, is now off the trail.


The BEHEMOUTH is too slow to get going and I don't see the qb read option working against the Dick.Look for much more Jalin Marshall running that gig.

Really.

I got that from Bourban's Appendix Specialist.




Sporty Fans,there won't be enough Rothstein's to award in the coming weeks.When the fix is in your luck is out; and you may as well have hoof n' mouth.

[Crown@club]

Did someone say Soccer? Futbol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

[Pants II]

This is for Clyde.

Bama Baffert stable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN9oKgarlBc

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Pants II

This is for Clyde.

Bama Baffert stable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN9oKgarlBc

From Clyde


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Whoa!



baffert stuck a little photo of SharedBelief on that sled they're whacking so hard.

"Bama Baffert Stable"

Two thumbs up.

[Rileyoriley]

Another from Clyde:

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SportyFans,The CLYDE&CLYDE Show has breaking sporty news for you SportyFans.


Bo Pelini ( the Orangutang) is now the new hc at Youngstown State.According to unreliable sources....key in his decision is Pelini having grown up(?) in Youngstown and attended Youngstown Cardinal Mooney HS,playing fb there after which he played db for Ohio State.

But is there more than meets the sniff test here?


Who is the new prez at YSU?

Jim Tressel.



Who is a BIG LIAH!?

Jim Tressel.


Who did the ncaa boot 'n ban from coaching fb for 5 years?

Jim Tressel.



What has and still does thrive in Youngstown?

Jim Tress....UPS!....I mean La Cosa Nostra



Where is t-bred's newest racing facility?

Youngstown.



Serious ncaa investigations( much like Tressel at OSU) went on in the 90's at what school and under what fb head coach?


Youngstown State and....

Jim Tressel.



What BIG LIAH!! keeps getting caught and always comes out of it with a bigger and better job?




Jim Tressel!!





Now, who do you suspect could be Satan?



JIM TRESSEL!!!!








Now you have the real story.


And now you must go and do good things,unlike....





Jim Tressel.











Refresh Refresh

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde

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This seems as good a time as any.

Who shall win the Sugar Bowl?

It's a toughy.


It could be Alabama;and it could be Ohio State.I do not see any other team having much of a chance.Now that we have it down to these two----which team wins?Well,it could be Alabama.....and it could be Ohio State.





I'm getting dizzy.








It's kind of like 6 a one----half dozen a the other.


But being an odds buster, this is my job.




So far my extensive research into both teams strengths and weaknesses as well as the results of uncommon opponents games has been very interesting.Mind you, I am using every tool made available to me including NA's very best;such as Drainos'Time Warp Variants and Angularities in a Vacuum as well JC's Ultimate Hypocritical Theorem:" I'm Right and You Aren't" Contradictions.

(That last one's really confusing.)

These invaluable tools of philosophy and high math aided me greatly in my findings.


Here they are:





If Ohio State does not win....Alabama will.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

Did someone say Soccer? Futbol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

From Clyde
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SPIT!!




ROLLING AN' LAUGHING!!!!