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[Arletta]

From Clyde



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Enough idle chit chat going on around here.The NFL Arizona is yet to be fine and who needs Fan Duels between kumquats? And Daffy Danny....is there a way? You don't know of what you type in anything, most of all here and in the Padlock.

Let the REAL Don Steele fine programming begin with ....THE Clyde&Clyde Show!!!!


YAY!!



Critique of last week:

My wuffie left me.....so did THE Arletta....and so-----ah et mah own fine fb picks.

So solly.




Here we be in the final week of Tournamentless Final Four guesswork.And after todays new rankings, boy are certain fan bases fit to be tied.They are rip roarin' and snarlin' mad at dem beans!!Whatever you do SportyFns....stay off team message boards this week.They are not safe.


I think that SEC speed is catching up with them.Alybamer wins 55-44 at home.All hope of defense being important now goes out the ol' winder.The ACC whacks them 4 times this past weekend.

The Seminals continue to show only mild interest in winning and the Bucknuts are in HUGE trouble.



Let's have a look at the games this coming Saturday as teams compete for the Big Taco.


But first,let me say baffert has planted 3 false bafferts and that has really thrown off the efforts of FIXER SNIFFER!! We don't have time to make the necessary adjustments, so let the fix fall where it may.



The LOL TIDE!! is playing the Missery Horned Tigers at Neutral Field.

Big ol' 14.5 to Missery.

Take them.



Francis State is at the Baylor Tree Sloths.I don't see a line on espn.

No conf. title game so no one cares.

It's the Anemic 12.Take either team....please.



The only reason Styowa is at TCPew is to give the bored something to do.

Really, who cares?



Aryzona plays WoeBeGone at busy bee Neutral Field.

Who dat gonna beat dem Platypusi -14.5 !!?

The Horned Wildcats will!!



Corrida Sate plays the Joe-Jah St. Horned Yeller Jackets!!

And the buzz is at busy bee Neutral Field!....again!!

Will the Seminals wake up just a little too late in this one?



YES!

Take the Yeller Jackets and that 4.5.





In the game that holds the most intrigue....The Swissconsin WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers play OH NO....IT'S THE Ohio State Bucknuts.

I kind of anticipated this match up before last weekend.

Even with Barrett,I saw the Bucknuts losing and of course still see it that way.The defense is just not one to win without lots of offensive help.The BEHEMOTH now is the qb for Ohio State.Too little experience at too important a position.The only things I can see where Ohio can win is an ultimate effort by them in winning this for a certain person,which is in a way so petty ( to me,I mean) as being.....sort of not right? Or, maybe it is.I don't know. The other thing would be a lot of mixing into the offense of Jalan Marshall at qb/wildcat.These things plus supreme corner confidence and 9 players breathing down Swissconsin's offensive line.


And great special teams play.

That's asking for like....too much,huh?

It is.



Take Swissconsin giving 4.






After last week, all this stuff really is so unimportant other than to all the gold hoarders at the networks and conferences.


It don't matter what happens.

May they all lose.






Adios Amigos!!

[Arletta]

A sporty update from ~ Clyde




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There are times when this fine lines buster types true things....well I know it's not very often,but it does happen.


The first is: WEDON'TNEEDNOSTINKINGBADGERS.

So true.


The second:

The Anemic 12's mask of overratedness was finally removed.




The BEHEMOTH did preform admirably for the Bucknuts, making me look like Rock Soft II.

I hate when that happens.



Stand by,SportyFans.I will have my fine picks out for the Tournamentless Final Four ----shortly.Just depends on how busy my busy bee pastier might....be.


Oh.I really like how the Cavaliers have ignored Coach Dahla's worthless opinion.She went to the NBA because there are no NFL American Negro qb's to fawn, other than Seatle's Wilson.I think he's too white for her.Wait'll she gets a load of Johnny Rotten.




GOOGLIES!!

[Arletta]

A Post from Clyde



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As promised,Sporty Fans................I forgot what I promised.

Oh well.




Let's get right to the first round of Tournamentless Final Four.



The Horned Seminals of Corrida State (ole!) play the Platypusi of Wobegone.I think the Platypusi have too much fire power for the get-behind-first-and-ask-questions-later Seminals.It's a bad habit and this time it just ain't gonna work.

Take the Platypusi and -9 and they win the game.



The real deal game:

(Snort!) LOL TIDE!! plays THESE Ohio State University's.


The Bucknuts defense finally played in a relentless way throughout the Swissconsin game.Maybe they can try the method again as it does wok good.One does have to kinda/sorta fear what Dick Saban might come up with for The BEHEMOTH as he has about 3 weeks to plan out a strategy to take advantage of the qb's skinny experience.

I would think Alybamer is a good deal better than Swissconsin.I know the Bucknuts are a good deal better than Missery.Anyhoo----take the Bucknuts getting 9, but I don't know who will win....yet.



The Brownies took Quinn and Wheeden and Rotten all in about the same spot;22nd or so in the first round.We do know how the first two worked.I think Johnny Rotten will also be a game day expert on espn in a couple of years. And the Cavaliers did not go small, but they are much better.Not going to mention Coach Dahla's name here.Not my style.

There's yer sporty news for today.




Oh!....I should post these viewer mail offerings:


From Bob Peely of Brazil----"Why you not talk soccer!!?"

Bob, get lost already.


From LeBron James----"Why you not talk soccer!!?"

BOB!! Knock it of!


From Stevie 5 Picks----"You the the best,dewd!!"

STEVIE!! Thank you guy!






AMERICANO'S! AVANTI!!