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[Arletta]

From Clyde

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Oh my God....Rubles is going to kill me.

[Pants II]

It's the year of my discontent.

The Tide back in control. With an offensive line in disarray. And an uncomfortable HC/OC sideline relationship.

Icy winter, Clyde.

Fresh Crab Legs.

[Arletta]

A reply from ~ Clyde


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They're sounding better every day.

Did not know Ala. had off. line problems but could guess the other.I think Saban will win that battle one way or another.

Ohio State is the one about to find out they have off. line problems,sad to say.The recovery from the defenses forward pass schizophrenia is about to go awol too.


My gross inefficiency from this weekend:In recognition thereof,I have created the Arnold Rothstein Award for outstanding game fixing in college football.

I can't mention this weeks winners under threat of law suits.


Stay with me,Sporty Fans....a losing streak only means more losing ....I mean a winning streak is right around the corner.

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde speaks:

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SportyFans, as you know.....Dahla has no idea of what she types.

....uh-oh....

Wrong topic.



I wanted to type:CLYDEFORM!! will no longer be made available and neither will I
as it concerns American baffert Racing.That includes even the biggies such as
The baffert Derby,The baffertless,The baffertmont,The baffers and the Breeders
Cup baffert.Pfizer Labs prize chemist ,baffert,and the shills of the industry as
well as the individual racing boards are the primary reason.

The bright side is I will still bring you fine college point spread picks;might
as well get right to it.


But first,regarding the elevation of the Woebegone Platypuses.The Organization
For The Advancement of the Overrated has made them the #4 team this
week----what?....did baffert buy them?Do they realize this team lost at HOME to
unrated,now anyway....ARIZONA??

Holy cow.




Anyhoo----Woebegone is at Itah Utah.Take Itah plus the 9.

=:>



LOL TIDE!! is at L-LES-U and giving Les 6.5. Mighty white of 'em.I have it
Bellicheck is not going to rent out his Etch-A-Sletch this weekend. This puts
Les at a huge disadvantage.Dick Saban is not going to be happy about being
bafferted by the Platypuses,either.Take LOL TIDE!! giving Les the 6.5.

He won't know what to do with them.



IS THIS THE ? Ohio State is at the Quartans....and yes,it is THE Ohio State.And
THE Ohio State is gettng 3.5.

The same THE Ohio State that saw it's first year off. line performing VERY bad
against State Penn.That same THE Ohio State whose defense allowed that strange
football move called the FORWARD FUCl<iING PASS to almost beat them in that same
game.

This is painful, but you must take the Fourth Day Adventists in this one
.....giving 3.5.


Massively overrated Field Goal Jesus is at Rich's place....getting 2.5 ( they
really love those friggin' half points don't they??).This is tough because
Neutered Dame's stout defense only gave up 39 to one dimensional Navy last
week......but Ill say take Richies boys and give the points.




Let the point fixing games begin.