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10-24-2014, 08:30 PM
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From not me but Mr. Clyde
================================================== ======== Great big ol' happy greetings to Sporty Fans all over this fine universe of ours.A feeling,have I....that some of you are from the various parallel unversi but cannot reveal it because you don't want us to know you do exist. Really;we don't care. Anyways!!....I would like to critique my fine work from last weekend,but my wuffie ate my picks. Such a shame,but we must go one. I do hope my pastier gets these up in time.It's about 7 PM on Thursday so she does have plenty of time.I know you all can't wait for me to help you lose money. Ol' Witch is at L-Less U,with the latter being given 3.5. Take 'um points and L-Less U. The Vulvarenes are at the Quartans.Take the visitors and the 17.MSU is not as good on defense this year.The Vulvarenes do have that.They are pretty good at defense.I think they break out of their awful performance this year and may well even beat the Quartans. THIS Ohio State bikes to the backwoods of Happy Valley.DaffyDanny did not kill nearly enough of them and so the game will go one.State Penn has an offensive line resembling a toll booth with the gate permanently stuck open.The defensive line is pretty good, but THIS Ohio State will simply go around them.Take THIS Ohio State giving 13.5. Sporty Fans;it is now your turn. Git at dem beans!! 
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10-25-2014, 04:29 PM
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A reply from ~ Clyde
================================================== == I am in self shame;which is nothing new. Ralph Geeker....I am so sorry I missed your birthday greeting to me on my last one.Thank you and CP for remembering this one. Regarding the game shape of Another Miss vs. L-LESS-U .I do feel like AM is a sound team, but may have bloated up on a weak schedule other than Ala. and M&M,although I think M&M is looking like a pretender.The U seems to play well at home and I do believe the fix is in on this one....to boot.Have heard Bill Bellicheck has rented out his personal Etch-A-Sketch to Coach Miles. And congratulations to the Big 14 for adding appetizers Basil Rootgers and Miss Mary Land.I think both teams are coached by former seal trainers ( don't take that personally,Peanut Shell).Nothing like watering down an already liquidy conference. RINGYDINGYRINGYDINGY!! BONUS TIME!!! Take Itah-UtAh getting 1 at home to USC U Next Tuesday. (I'm DonnyOsmond.I sell smack and I fix fb games.....and I'm a Mormon.)
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10-26-2014, 08:13 PM
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From Clyde:
================================================== ========== Uh.........my wuffie refused to eat my pigskin picks. But I have lots of excuses. I did mention M.States defense being less than last year and the Vulvarenes defense being pretty good.What I forgot was how more than awful their offense is.First, The Gardner is maybe the worst qb in college fb since Steve Bellisari; famed ex Ohio State Kamikaze Pilot.I would rather have a component of the garden play qb for me than The Gardener.A rudabakah could do better.For shore, a tomato plant at qb would have been worth 10 more points thus making it a 14 point game . I was unshore if WHAT!!? Ohio State had reached pretender status or not, but after yesterday----those hopes are gone.State Penn gave up 18 points to the Vulvarenes.18!!!! The Gardener being the qb!! In regulation, WHAT!? Ohio State could get only 17!! One LESS point! My God....I could not see this fix coming. WHAT!!? Ohio State could not even roll up 300 yard of offense----with two overtimes! They play the Fighting Vagini next week.The Vagini upset Minny-so-tah.I'm thinking of taking the Fighting Vagini.....straight up.
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10-26-2014, 09:05 PM
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An Open Letter From Les Miles:
Dear Clyde Mortimer Starship,
"I would like to thank you for your vote of confidence in our quality victory over Another Miss. L-Les-U is a quality establishment that prides itself in association with such fine individuals as yourself, and undoubtedly you selecting us to win Saturday night in Corndog Valley was the deciding factor. That, and the Etch-a-sketch. Thanks, and have a nice day." Sincerely, Les
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10-26-2014, 09:30 PM
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From the man himself ~ Clyde
================================================== = Dear Coachless, Goddammity. I meant: Dear Coach Less, Mighty white a ya.....and thanks for reminding that I mean L-LES-U and not L-LESS-U.Same thing I guess,but thanks. Oh forget it Coach;I had every faith in your offensive genius.I guess one could take that two ways----AND.....if any coach could go for .5----it's you. I still think your explanation of that botched field goal attempt a few years back is the best;just like you. Congratulations;and get back that Etch-A-Sketch before Goodell finds out. Your amigo, Clyde Mortimer....AND The Starship
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