Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

Crown@club · #1 10-13-2014, 12:52 PM

I see how the story has changed from The Foxhole in Warsaw, OH to Diamond D's in Mt. Vernon, TX

http://www.christianpost.com/news/to...atrons-124549/

OldDog · #2 10-13-2014, 01:47 PM

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter
from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents
had sent.

Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the
window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the
lamp post below.

Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Barbara," on a piece of
paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed
it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up, and with a
puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.

The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door,
insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger
waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.

"What's this?" she asked. "That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister,"
he replied.

"Don't Despair paid 80-to-1."