Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[my miss storm cat]

According to the standings in the IFHA / Longines World's Best Jockey battle, Joseph O'Brien is currently tied for 1st place.

If that isn't a big joke I don't know what is.

http://www.horseracingintfed.com/def...=Racing&area=3

[bigrun]

Priest's Retirement Speech

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humor!
“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss’s wife; had sex with his boss’s 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
“I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.”
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

According to the standings in the IFHA / Longines World's Best Jockey battle, Joseph O'Brien is currently tied for 1st place.

If that isn't a big joke I don't know what is.

http://www.horseracingintfed.com/def...=Racing&area=3

RoR !

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by geeker2

RoR !

[bigrun]

[casp0555]

I laughed Bigs........that IS funny

[bigrun]

What an interesting turn of events in Mt. Vernon , Texas ...

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented:

"I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit."

[Crown@club]

I see how the story has changed from The Foxhole in Warsaw, OH to Diamond D's in Mt. Vernon, TX

http://www.christianpost.com/news/to...atrons-124549/