21 year-old gets arrested for posing as a 14yo and playing 8th grade football

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Basketball? I'm 6'3" and I don't wobble around. I doubt it.

Football? How do you beat someone at football? - 1 on 1 football? I've played football games against NFL defensive player of the year Bob Sanders. I think I'd have an easier time getting open with you covering me.

Baseball? I'd school you in whiffleball or home run derby.

Boxing? I'd ko you in 13 seconds if it wouldn't be so much fun to pound away at that body.

A hot dog eating contest maybe?