Stonegossard to announce his Derby pick

[Handicappy]

Originally Posted by justindew

Conversation between my girlfriend and me when she saw DrugS avatar as I was browsing around this website lastnight:

Her: Why do you call yourself The Indomitable Drugs?

Me: I don't. My name here is justindew. Drugs is another guy.

Her: Wait. What? Why is the picture I took of you next to his name?

Me: Because....it just is.

Her: Did you send it to him?

Me: No. I suspect he found it on the Derby site or Road To The Roses.

Her: So, why did he put it next to his name?

Me: Where are we going for dinner?

Her: I'm cooking. Justin, why did some man named Drugs take your picture and put it next to his name?

Me: I'm not exactly sure. I think he's trying to be ironic.

Her: What's ironic about taking someone's picture and putting it next to your name?

Me: Because a number of the people who post here don't think I deserve to have a blog on the Derby site. So he's sort of taking a jab at me.

Her: Do you know him?

Me: No.

Her: Does he know you?

Me: No.

Her: So he's a giant douche then?

Me: Well, I don't know. I've never met him. I'm not even sure Drugs is a he.

Her: You don't have a picture of anyone next to your name, do you?

Me: No. I have a Japanese flag.

Her: Why?

Me: Long story.

This is the funniest dialogue that I've heard of in along time. I can only imagine what was going on in her mind as she is asking you all these questions.