Elvis..on the anniversary

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Bell Rd,
I've never been to Graceland....
Some day, I hope.
Many folks don't believe he's really buried there.
My mind isn't made up yet, what with all the sightings.
Today is the anniversary of his "death", so it got me thinking....
then when I saw the reward money that's been offered, I thought I'd just tell other DT'ers to keep their cameras ready.
Heck, he might show up at Saratoga for all I know.
Places that serve peanutbutter and banana sandwiches also need to be watched.

For the bling, find the king.

it doesn't help with all of those Elvis impersonators around
we vacationed in Destin, FL one summer and "Elvis" was performing
he was pretty hammered and opened with "Sweet Caroline?"
someone in the audience yells "You suck!" to the Elvis clone
so Elvis proceeds to go into the audience, take his microphone
and bash the guy across the head with it repeatedly
as the cops were taking him away, he turns to us and winks
then says in his best Elvis baritone; "Elvis has left the building"