The Secret Garden

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

But I can't help thinking of her in that skimpy gardening outfit.

I'll bet it's black....two piece.......which together would not make one piece.

Getting down on her knees and sta-rrrrrretching to trim those hard to reach floras must be absolutely to die for!!

Yow.

I have to stop picturing this thing.

Actually I am in my safari hunt outfit complete with pith hat, a .22 pistol, a pitch fork and ...wait....wait....A HOE!!!!!!

There has been a dastardly serpent that has bitten 2 dogs and almost killed my little kitten.

The dogs just blow up so they look like they could be in a Macy's parade but my tiny little kitten almost died.
So until this dastardly serpent is brought to justice I am on safari.

Oh and Tuesday I was in my slicker and galoshes for the outerbands of Dolly.