drinking and gambling

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Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

2002 Whitney Stakes Day......Cocked

The key to the day, I was winning early and as the drinks flowed, so did the money. My buddies and I were out in the picnic area havig a great time.

In fact, at one point I came back after hitting the Jim Dandy Bar only to find my extra pair of underwear(I always bring an extra pair just in case of an unexpected shart) hanging from a tree. Well, the joke was that they were a pair of FTL so as passerbys were admiring them my buddies were saying "First Time Lasix."

Anyway, I had a huge bet on Left Bank that day and what a great race it was. I then proceeded to hit the Superfecta in the final race. It was my best day ever at the track. I think I ended up $2100 ahead. Good Times!

i'm fascinated.

have you considered adult diapers for this condition?

works for astronauts. it'll probably work for you.

plus it eliminates that messy bulge wherever you carry the extra pair.