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[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

.... and i doubt you will hear back from him. Although, you're female, so there is a chance

I did!

This is what i wrote...

Dear Simon,

I love you!

Is that a wig or do you need a new stylist?

Aaah well, no matter... I think you're the cat's meow.

Kindly do me a favor and don't sacrifice my boys Caradak (tell him I love him!) and Blue Ksar (tell him I love him too!) as neither one should be a rabbit! Look, Ramonti is a brilliant horsie but we both know it ain't gonna happen against Darjina so why not just scratch and avoid the whole problem?

Much love, many kisses and the traditional imaginary baskets of smoochies and peppermints,
you biggest fan,
me

PS - Tell Echo of Light I love him!

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And this is what he wrote back!

Dear My Miss Storm Kitty,

I must now go and ponder your very wise suggestion but you see I have problems and need a day or two. The pounding in my head..... it never ends.

It all started long ago in a supermarket where a young worker began to harrass me. He went on and on and I've suffered headaches ever since and.....