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in fact, i'd go as far as saying that i'd rather grind my arm down to a stub in a garbage disposal unit while eating a hot bowl of fresh doo doo! i could just see the dialog now between my hypothetical priest and my hypothetical self in the confessional room. ME: "forgive me father, for i have done nothing. i sit around all day posting on this horse racing message board and fantasizing about getting revenge on all doctors. oh, i also talk to this italian guy online who fantasizes about having sex with discreet cat, and i also chat with this dude in joisey" Father Mulcahy: "that's okay my son. i too fantasize about having sex with, oh, wait, i thought you said something else" ME: "Yeah, I hear ya father. I also fantasize about naked women sometimes too" Father Mulcahy: "Bless you my son" ME: "It was nice catching up with you. See you again in another few decades" |