The Worst Date You've Been On

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

OK, just to make you happy Morty...

Worst date I've been on was with an Attorney that we did work with. Really good looking, smart and seemed a good catch.

So he emails me and asks if I'd like to go out that Friday. I say yes and we make plans for 6 pm to go to dinner. He calls 5 of 6...is running late.

Two hours later he shows up. We go to a really decent place for dinner and then he starts talking..."me, me, me, I, I, I...." he goes to the bathroom...more conversation "me, me, me, I, I, I" he goes to the bathroom again. I'm thinking the guy is doing lines or something in the bathroom...He comes back, tells me about his workout schedule, all the girls that like him, how smart he is, blah, blah, blah...goes to the bathroom again. WTF? Is all I can think...

So I'm bored silly...we go to a dance club and I'm even more bored. He drops me off and we never date again.

No throw up to clean up like Hossy, but a knife in the eye would have been more delightful than a dinner with that guy....

He's an attorney. What did you expect?