My favorite sports analyst

[Mortimer]

Golf - Johnny Miller




Gelf is for fools.

Crinkle

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Baseball - Joe Morgan




Talks too much.

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College Basketball - No one - they all suck


This one's easy.

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Pro Basketball - Hubie Brown


ror!!

He's DEAD!!


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College Football - Bob Griese and Keith Jackson





They should be arrested for announcing while under sedation.

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Pro Football - Theisman



He's lucky it isn't called The Schwantzki Trophy.


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