August 6 - Saratoga and WVA Derby ROI Wagers go here

[JolyB]

[quote=Real Quiet;1072123]"May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose". (You know you are really old if you remember Little Jimmy Dicken's singing this)[/QUOTE

As the suave but elderly Maurice Chevalier character sang in "Gigi", "Ah yes, I remember it well."

But the part about an elephant caressing you with his toes sounded downright painful then and still does now. Surely you wouldn't wish that on a fellow horseplayer.