facepalm of the day

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by saratogadew

I think it's very sexist to make women use a separate bathroom. We treat them like second class citizens. If women only knew that the Men's bathroom had 3 ply toilet paper while they had to wrestle with 2 ply, there would be outrage. Maybe there should just be one bathroom that said "Humans" on the door. That would make everyone happy. Oh wait, except those that self identify as aliens.

We don't care about the plys on the paper; it's the gold-plated bidets we envy. We know they're in there; we can see the gleam shining from within.

Bidets for all!