Joke of the Day

[timmgirvan]

I urgently needed a few days off work,but I knew the Boss would never leat me take a leave. I thought that if I acted 'crazy' he might tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the light fixture and made funny noises. My co-worker(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing,and I told her I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was 'crazy' and give me some time off. A few minutes later, the boss came in and asked what I was doing. I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You're certainly stressed out! Why don't you go home and take a few days to recuperate?" I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker(the blonde) followed me, the Boss said "...and where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this..) She said 'I can't work in the dark!" It could work.