Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening? Am I nuts...or What?


Whose woods these are I really don't care,
His house is, I guess, over there.
He will not see me stopping here,
At least I hope not as I intend to steal him blind.

Oh it's a hard way to make a living,
I wish there were a farmhouse near,
Between the woods and frozen lake,
But nooooOOOOOO.

So I can boost some firewood and maybe some fencing,
Soon the new day will be commencing.
The only other sound's the .....sweep?
What the fucl< does that mean?

Oh well..at least the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But that doesn't mean much to my loanshark,
And he will break my legs if I don't pay the vig,
Repeat above.


Maybe I should have stuck with inventing paraphanlia.

Phooey.


-- Alan Speegish