Bob Black Jack was coming down the backstretch, and saw the giant "Yum Brands" sign ahead on the fence. He thought of KFC, and the plight of chickens raised for food everywhere. He felt guilty about his own fur coat. He realized that he was simply being used by the man. He realized he really needed to be on a train to Keeneland.
Right there, in the middle of the race up the backstretch, Bob Black Jack quit - to join PETA.
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts
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05-06-2008, 06:11 PM
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