My New License Plate...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

GOOD NIGHT MORTY! Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

I knew that was a bad ah-dee-er.




I apologize.



Uncalled for...but not meant to be mean...honest.


Just trying to lighten you up for tomorrow. There's nothing quite like going to a funeral with a nice big smiley face on.





I ususally start out by saying..."OK....who's the dead one?"










Honestly...I think they're dumb.


I just don't go to funerals.



Really.....the person is dead and hundreds of people go to do




what?.......confirm what everyone already knows??












Really....don't go.


Macabre.