Joke of the Day

[MaTH716]

With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding
anniversary at the church's marriage marathon,

the minister asked Pete to take a few minutes and

share some insight into how he managed to maintain

his marriage with the same woman all these years.


The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I

treated her with respect, spent money on her, but

mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.


"The minister inquired "Trips to where?"
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China.


"The minister then said, "What a terrific example you

are to all husbands, Pete. Please tell the audience what

you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"



Pete: "I'm going to go get her."