Official K-DERBY Thread..VERY sticky

[Mortimer]

In a % ...of what?

[Mortimer]

Oh..you mean how certain I will be about the winner?

[Mortimer]

Where's Stevie Haskin?



Someone tell him to get his behind in here.

I'll show him how it's done....and have no fear whatsoever in doing so.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Oh..you mean how certain I will be about the winner?

No sir, while I will not tell you what my bankroll is for Friday and Saturday, lets say you had one hundred dollars as your bankroll for Friday, how much would you be putting on this horsey

Entries still not up, damn kentuckyians

[Mortimer]

Boy...you're easy.


But OK.....I will answer once I have the cards.....I mean entries.

[Bigsmc]

9th (4:47)
Crown Royal American Turf S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Free Fighter Mena M 117 LA
2 Nistle's Crunch Borel C H 117 LA
3 Cannonball Solis A 121 LA
4 Processor's Turf Smith M E 117 LA
5 Tizdejavu Gomez G K 117 LA
6 Halo Najib Desormeaux K J 117 LA
7 Blackberry Road Leparoux J R 117 LA
8 Prussian Velazquez J R 123 LA
9 Sailor's Cap Prado E S 117 L
10 Boss Lafitte Albarado R J 117 L
11 Cape of Storms McKee J 117 LA

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

9th (4:47)
Crown Royal American Turf S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Free Fighter Mena M 117 LA
2 Nistle's Crunch Borel C H 117 LA
3 Cannonball Solis A 121 LA
4 Processor's Turf Smith M E 117 LA
5 Tizdejavu Gomez G K 117 LA
6 Halo Najib Desormeaux K J 117 LA
7 Blackberry Road Leparoux J R 117 LA
8 Prussian Velazquez J R 123 LA
9 Sailor's Cap Prado E S 117 L
10 Boss Lafitte Albarado R J 117 L
11 Cape of Storms McKee J 117 LA

new race because I already know the winner of that one. OH MY I love that my boy is entered.....

Sire, I would like the winner of this race......

7th (3:04)
Edgewood S.

1 1/16 Miles (Turf) | Fillies | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Zee Zee Desormeaux K J 117 LA
2 Holy Grace Dominguez R A 117 LA
3 Magger Bags Borel C H 117 LA
4 Clearly Foxy Bridgmohan S X 123 LA
5 Gypsy Baby (IRE) Gomez G K 117 LA
6 Grace and Power Velazquez J R 117 LA
7 Valentine Fever Leparoux J R 117 LA
8 My Baby Baby Prado E S 117 LA
9 Summer Courtship Albarado R J 117 LA

[Mortimer]

IDIOT!!




Are you switching races on me??

What kind of friggin' deal is this?

7-4 for the straight exacta on the race YOU asked about---that's more than you deserve.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

IDIOT!!




Are you switching races on me??

What kind of friggin' deal is this?

7-4 for the straight exacta on the race YOU asked about---that's more than you deserve.

Sir, I don't need your very smart knowledge in that race, I already have the winner, Thank you very much for that straight exacta, you will buy myself and my friends very many mint juleps becuase of AVery SMARTman

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Scav

Sir, I don't need your very smart knowledge in that race, I already have the winner, Thank you very much for that straight exacta, you will buy myself and my friends very many mint juleps becuase of AVery SMARTman

Oh all right....straight exacta of 4-7 for the raced you rudely switched to.

[Mortimer]

Click it in there ,sir!!

[Scav]

Click click, hooray, click click hooray

[Scav]

For he is a very smart fellow, for he is a very smart fellow, nobody can deny

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Oh all right....straight exacta of 4-7 for the raced you rudely switched to.

Sir, are those ZC's or have you switch methodology on us?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Sir, are those ZC's or have you switch methodology on us?

Yes...I thought it quite obvious this is the well known Mirror Image ZC ploy at work here as we so often have seen in two unrelated races.



I can't believe you had to ask.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Scav

For he is a very smart fellow, for he is a very smart fellow, nobody can deny

All right...that's enough of that.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Yes...I thought it quite obvious this is the well know Mirror Image ZC ploy at work here as we so often have seen in two unrelated races.



I can't believe you had to ask.

Stupid stupid stupid.

Of course it was the MIZC....

It's been a while. I won't let it happen again.

[Mortimer]

Shame-shame.


But I know your own embarrassment is enough punishment.I'm just going to pretend I never heard the question.

[Mortimer]

But that was funny!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

9th (4:47)
Crown Royal American Turf S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Free Fighter Mena M 117 LA
2 Nistle's Crunch Borel C H 117 LA
3 Cannonball Solis A 121 LA
4 Processor's Turf Smith M E 117 LA
5 Tizdejavu Gomez G K 117 LA
6 Halo Najib Desormeaux K J 117 LA
7 Blackberry Road Leparoux J R 117 LA
8 Prussian Velazquez J R 123 LA
9 Sailor's Cap Prado E S 117 L
10 Boss Lafitte Albarado R J 117 L
11 Cape of Storms McKee J 117 LA
12 English Channel GPK 125 L

FTFY...just to include the winner