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Old 07-19-2010, 01:08 PM
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Default The sexiest ontrack personality!

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I just love her!
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:11 PM
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Great to look at, but still uncomfortable interviewing people. In a fast voice, "What did you think about that"

Very nice girl also.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:13 PM
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I don't think she is attractive
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:14 PM
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tits & ass
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:17 PM
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tits & ass
None of the first, amazing on the second.

Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:19 PM
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Great to look at, but still uncomfortable interviewing people. In a fast voice, "What did you think about that"

Very nice girl also.
That girl looks Chinese food with Mom worthy........
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:23 PM
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Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me
Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:25 PM
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are they able to withstand the' waitress killer flip flop attack'..?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:34 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:38 PM
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are they able to withstand the' waitress killer flip flop attack'..?
Pachenco intimidates me, plus I was under the impression she had a wooden leg and I just couldn't perform under those conditions.

Alyssa has a boyfriend but is a very nice girl. The sexy part about her is that she knows horses in a non handicapping way.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:39 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
we did , until Kim Kardashian took over the world
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:39 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
Smile definetely
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:40 PM
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Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
I'm undecided if she has a nice rack or not. We were talking about it the other day and she also plays around on how those bad boys look. Some day they look like they are ready to take out an aircraft carrier and others they are ridiculous.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:41 PM
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Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
Whoa!
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:43 PM
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Pachenco intimidates me, plus I was under the impression she had a wooden leg and I just couldn't perform under those conditions.
Alyssa has a boyfriend but is a very nice girl. The sexy part about her is that she knows horses in a non handicapping way.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:44 PM
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Where does Margo rate on TFM "special" combo?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:47 PM
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I've met both Alyssa and Jessica and find both attractive in different ways. They're both very nice people and know horses from different viewpoints. Arlington is lucky to have both.

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Old 07-19-2010, 01:47 PM
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I understand how rumors can start, but how exactly does a rumor start about an attractive female horse race broadcaster having a wooden leg?

Was her great uncle a pirate, or what?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:53 PM
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I understand how rumors can start, but how exactly does a rumor start about an attractive female horse race broadcaster having a wooden leg?

Was her great uncle a pirate, or what?
She is tricky. She walks with a gimp. It is very slight but there is something there. Someone told me she had a wooden leg so I repeated it to Satan's Twin and GBBob and then we went on a recon mission and talked to some people that would know, guaranteed and it was shot down.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:54 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
I did.
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