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Old 06-06-2007, 09:45 AM
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I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:47 AM
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I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.


I hope I can stifle this one.
I can't.





















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LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!!
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GOO-FOO!
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:49 AM
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Shame on you MommyDearest.





Submitting a photo of another poster is a very serious offense.





You may not audition next year....I'm sorry.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:52 AM
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Gee.





I didn't know Carla was into posing nude.

She's got great eyes,though.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:53 AM
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And would you look at that noble snout.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:59 AM
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if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:01 AM
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Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:31 AM
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if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?

UnclyTrust..





...really.
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:32 AM
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Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.
Carla is Buffy.












thud
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:35 AM
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I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday!
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:39 AM
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All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:42 AM
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I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday!

NO










GO TO BED!
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.

YES!!!








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OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.
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Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.

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*********Available On Tuesday June 19, 2007
The DVD release of
Morty's Girls Gone Wild $29.95

[ also available in Blue Ray Disk ]

******pre-orders @ Amazon June 16, 2007*******
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Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.

Oh my God.





I must make the proper correction. You both are so much alike.















THE FRIGGIN PHOTO IS TO DIE FOR!!!







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Old 06-06-2007, 10:51 AM
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OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.


I got 6 months in the big house for that last time it happened.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:05 AM
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UnclyTrust..





...really.

dont hate me cause i'm beautiful
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