A Poy-em For Thebby

Mortimer · #1 03-27-2007, 07:04 PM

BEHOLD:

My heart is fond of things so free

It floats to them as does the bee

But somehow I feel wanting

My heart seeks more than just the sea

What is it... keeps me haunting

What keeps my task so daunting

I must raise my thoughts up high

There I will go jaunting

Way up in the sky

The meridian marker makes me sigh

For I look above

And I do see with my own eye

The painting of my love

The sainting due the dove

For I view the celetsial nebula

And my heart fills with Thebula

And no one knows by where I go

And no one knows by where I go

by Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

I bow

GPK · #2 03-27-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

BEHOLD:

My heart is fond of things so free

It floats to them as does the bee

But somehow I feel wanting

My heart seeks more than just the sea

What is it... keeps me haunting

What keeps my task so daunting

I must raise my thoughts up high

There I will go jaunting

Way up in the sky

The meridian marker makes me sigh

For I look above

And I do see with my own eye

The painting of my love

The sainting due the dove

For I view the celetsial nebula

And my heart fills with Thebula

And no one knows by where I go

And no one knows by where I go

by Mortimer Dexter Foxorthy

I bow

ENCORE.....ENCORE.....*whistle....whistle...clap.. .clap*

Sightseek · #3 03-27-2007, 07:07 PM

Mortimer · #4 03-27-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

ENCORE.....ENCORE.....*whistle....whistle...clap.. .clap*

I am so behooved.

Please ...the adulation shames me.

( don't you believe it!!)

Mortimer · #5 03-27-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

Wow!

I am ....

...at your service ...ma'am.

GPK · #6 03-27-2007, 07:10 PM

note to self...take lessons on "how to woo women" from Morty

Mortimer · #7 03-27-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

note to self...take lessons on "how to woo women" from Morty

ror!!

EXCELLENT!!

OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer · #8 03-27-2007, 07:42 PM

By the way...for you plagiarists out there.

This a copyrighted and original work by Morte'.

Do not fail to do so.

jman5581 · #9 03-27-2007, 07:49 PM

we'll see how far it gets him...good job man.

GPK · #10 03-27-2007, 07:51 PM

note to self...add new goal in life

#2 goal...sit at the right hand of Morty

Mortimer · #11 03-27-2007, 07:55 PM

You are all very kind.

But there are some who turn up their nose.

For them I weep not at all.

So I must leave.

I cannot take even one discordant note .

And one has been sounded.

Phooey.

paisjpq · #12 03-27-2007, 07:56 PM

someone tell morty that thebby is just a heartless biatch...where's that guy who will do it?

GPK · #13 03-27-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

someone tell morty that thebby is just a heartless biatch...where's that guy who will do it?

I will.....I will.....PLEASE CAN I???

paisjpq · #14 03-27-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

I will.....I will.....PLEASE CAN I???

have at it.

GPK · #15 03-27-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

have at it.

Dear Morte,

On behalf of the Derby Trail family, I regret to inform you that you have been mislead, deceived, and out and out lied to. The woman you think you "love" is not quite who she makes herself out to be. She is a cold, calculating, minupulative b*tch. She has a heart of stone and what little bit of love she does possess in her heart is reserved only for a vertically challenged, perpetually frightened and down right nuerotic 4 legged, short tailed nubbins named Mrs. P.

I know the truth hurts...but this too will pass my friend.

All the best,

Kev