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Old 09-02-2008, 05:44 PM
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Well then don't.
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:38 AM
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hey magic... why the fucl< to you have a picture of MY GIRLFRIEND with her tits out on your avatar??

WoW you must be a Happy Man I measured them at 20 cm LONG
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:55 AM
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WoW you must be a Happy Man I measured them at 20 cm LONG
Is that considered a "C" cup?
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:23 AM
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Dart his sorry azz, Thebby.

Those are some of the most offensive, troubling on so many levels pictures I have ever seen. Who is this "Howard Stern" character of which they speak?

Darting is too good for him, instead a suitable punishment may be, oh, let's say having Ralph invite himself over as a houseguest, or High Pitch Eric getting a hold of his credit card information, or KC Armstrong borrowing his car.
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:32 AM
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Those are some of the most offensive, troubling on so many levels pictures I have ever seen. Who is this "Howard Stern" character of which they speak?

Darting is too good for him, instead a suitable punishment may be, oh, let's say having Ralph invite himself over as a houseguest, or High Pitch Eric getting a hold of his credit card information, or KC Armstrong borrowing his car.


Or make him read 2 Minutes To Toast's scintillating employee fitness reports.
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:39 AM
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Notice how the thread title was censored? We wouldn't want any of the new high caliber posters to be offended.

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Old 09-03-2008, 08:46 AM
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Just start a new, filthier thread.
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:47 AM
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Just start a new, filthier thread.
Send pictures of your wife, buttermouth.
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:31 AM
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^^
Knows 13 people named Jethro....



















... and that's just counting first cousins.
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:36 AM
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^^^

Is a member of AARP and the South Beach Bear Club.
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:44 AM
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Just start a new, filthier thread.
Label it BentMahPud.
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:15 AM
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Hit and run troll hits and runs.
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:35 AM
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Watch it fellers....he's going to start quoting Atlas Shrugged again.



Between his liver treatments...of course.

Gosh I love ol' Phil Roth!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:42 AM
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Some of my lower rung farts have more creativity than Pud.
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:27 AM
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Knows 13 people named Jethro....



















... and that's just counting first cousins.
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:43 AM
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I think the best way to describe ol' BMP is he's just like Michael Jackson's glove,Dick Stuart's glove,espn's endless Plug in the sports name here Today/Tonight and the human appendix.
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:10 PM
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lol. Sorry children, worked demanded my attention.

Huzzy, is this what you consider "crushing" me? Not exactly on a par with the lashing you took on the Curlin thread that required a bit of clean up.

As you were.
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:12 PM
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..duh...he gud uz agin fellers....
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:30 PM
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I put 5 dimes on the work excuse in the dt sportsbook.
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:48 PM
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Poison Sumac wouldn't demand his attention.







He probably got his pud stuck in a VenusFlyTrap.
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