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Clyde's funeral
I'm going. Are you going? What are you wearing? Are you bringing anyone? Where are you staying? Is it close to the celebration...whoa! I mean funeral? Are you flying? Driving? When are you getting into town? Wanna hang out? Does anyone have any good restaurant recommendations?
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How did Clyde die?
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He drowned while watering his pud.
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That's a shame. Little fella drowned in a very shallow pool.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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Clyde was always as shallow as the baby pool
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"I don't feel like that I am any better than anybody else" - Paul Newman |
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let this be a lesson to all the youngsters.....never, EVER, water your pud. i heard someone told clyde his pud would grow if he applied lard, but he mistakenly used shortening. =5, those t-shirts are so wrong and disgusting and in such bad taste, that i would like to know if any are available. thanks in advance
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Quote:
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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clyde died?
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Great Gooey imitation,I might add. |