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Flowing T and Indy George
What do u do when u get the "we need to be friends and nothing more"line? I need some brotherly advice from the masters. Thanx.
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1) I've got enough friends; I need a lover, one who I can't keep my hands off of and who can't keep their hands off me. 2) There's no such thing as two people of opposite sexes being "friends"; there's always the lust that hides right under the surface and wants to get out. 3) If I wanted another friend I'd go to an AA meeting. I want someone who looks great in a bikini; wears high-heels to make her legs look even sexier; and wants to rock my world.
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Oh well now I just have to say that this is one of the sweetest thingas I have ever seen in my many years on this forum. Oh wait, has it been days or years? No matter!!!!! Aren't you guys just so sweet!!!!! You are both the kind of men i like..... a little bit needy and vulnerable, kind of girly if you ask me but it's just delightful that you would beg the manly men for advice Rocky. Can i call you Rocky??? Good!!!!! How are things going with Chupster by the way????? Are you getting better at flirting????? How are you Indy George??? that's a nice name!!!!! i hate that stupid show that it's from but a nice name it is all the same!!!!! What were we talking about again???? Oh right, Rocky getting dumped!!!!!
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Suffock Downs??? WTF is that about???? i don't even know where that is!!! Can't i have somewhere good????? Eeeeew!!!!! I don't like that one little bit!!!!!
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Hey sister, you're not bad your self. Can I call you "sister"...I like those old movies where the tough guys called the chicks, "sister." I just don't understand how you don't like ths show where my name came from. Everyone liked ,"Leave it to Beaver". You're right....I AM needy. I need a pound of twenties; a bottle of Jack Daniels and a soft shoulder to cry on; ...and VULNERABLE.....Damn, I didn't know it was so obvious. You are an astute woman....and that makes you even sexier.
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Yeh...how did I get Les Bois. It sounds like some hot spot on Fire Island.
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Are you okay Rocky????? Don't worry cause indy will keep right on giving you good advice and I'm sure your train will find another tunnel and maybe the next one won't say can't we just be friends!!!!! |
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The meaning ... i will never bang you, but i am doing a favor in telling you this, which is go out and find some other tail. Now she has no desire really to be friends but maybe she wouldn't mind it if you were. The point being to bark up another tree if you want the milk for free. Finally, you could just propose to this one, then she will bang you again. |
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Lets be friends means,
"hey, you will still fix my car, and help me on emergency home repairs, won't you"? But yeah, I will never bang you. Is that ok? |
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Thanx my brother. |
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Up to you. |
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Will you please accept my sincere apologies for my horrible and offensive comments? You will????? Hooray!!!!! Gee thanks!!!!! Since you are so nice and sweet and kind i think i need to do something special for you!!!!! Ummm, okay this will be in the tune of the Beatles song which John probably wrote but gave Paul partial credit for because he was a saint unlike Paul. So sing this in the tune of Eight Days A Week!!!!! I got Suffolk Downs, babe but I didn't know what state It was in till you came and now i think it's great... Ohhh Shat Tin, Ascot Sha Tin, Ascot but i got Suffolk Downs babe it's pretty hot! Thought I'd get Del Mar or maybe Santa Anita feel bad for what i wrote now, too many Margaritas. Ohhh.... Sha Tin, Ascot Sha Tin, Ascot but i got Suffolk Downs babe, it's pretty hot Suuuuuuufolk guy, you're really, really sweet! Suuuuuuufolk guy if this were the 70's I'd say you're neat! Should I call you Suffolk or maybe Mr. Shippers? Which color skittles do you like and hey do you like strippers? Ohhhh Sha Tin, Ascot Sha Tin, Ascot but I got got Suffolk Downs babe, it's pretty hot! with love and kisses, my miss storm cat (meow) |
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I like purple skittles and strippers, do you have some of either
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Dontcha just love the ones who WILL step up to the plate and swing one? i mean some girls need a drink or two but stay away from the ones who bunt and search out the Ortiz among the bunch, that is where you make your play. Go in with a real sly fast ball, or whatever just loft a softie over the plate (in the form of some crappy lines, really doesn't matter)... that type of girl is ready to party and believe me if you can identify the type she will swingforthefences, she is miss right now. Trust me i know |
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Aiming high for the number 1 chick and missing hurts, but when you do a little homework and see that the second and third choices might present more to you, you take your shot.
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