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Old 06-29-2006, 02:50 PM
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There was a horse at Belmont today named "shoot the wad". How the heck did that name pass?
Better than "Spit the Wad" or "Swallow the Wad." LMFAO
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:34 PM
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18 letters...

Hotsaucefliesbhind

beats Constipation

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Old 06-29-2006, 06:17 PM
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I've been meaning to ask you a question. Is it true that a George divided against itself cannot stand?

You are SO right, ArlJim. Not only that, but if Independent George meets Relationship George, then worlds will collide.
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:52 PM
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You are SO right, ArlJim. Not only that, but if Independent George meets Relationship George, then worlds will collide.
god i miss seinfeld.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:45 AM
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You are SO right, ArlJim. Not only that, but if Independent George meets Relationship George, then worlds will collide.
Well if your worlds collide George, I hope that you will at least have hand!
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Old 06-30-2006, 08:38 PM
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Well if your worlds collide George, I hope that you will at least have hand!

Speaking of "hand"; I once was a hand model till some stupid low-talking broad pushed me into a hot iron. This is the broad that "invented" the puffy shirt.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 06-30-2006, 08:43 PM
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Speaking of "hand"; I once was a hand model till some stupid low-talking broad pushed me into a hot iron. This is the broad that "invented" the puffy shirt.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You really have suffered a lot in your life. I heard you won a contest at one point.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:34 PM
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You really have suffered a lot in your life. I heard you won a contest at one point.

You heard about that,huh ? It wasn't easy. But coincidently, it was the same week I got fired from my job for having sex on my desk with the cleaning lady.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:09 PM
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Oh wow..... they named one after Bold.

Jackass

Tuesday, 4 July 2006: Honest galloper Jackass looks a top each-way chance and might be the best way to “get out” of a tough day at Warwick Farm today.

The final event of the seven race card is a Class 4 over 1100m and with plenty of early pace on it should be a very willing contest.

Jackass, prepared by Jack Denham at Rosehill and to be ridden by Danny Beasley, has an honest record and his recent form has been particularly good.

Fresh-up the colt resumed in a Class 1 over 1000m at Hawkesbury where he carried 59kg to a strong win, scoring by over a length from Lexington Steel.

He then stepped up to a Class 3 at Randwick where he struck a heavy track over 1100m but proved too strong on the line after sitting second through, landing a narrow win over Poirot.

Last start, back to 1000m at Warwick Farm, he got well out of his ground early before working home well to finish fourth, beaten 3.7 lengths, behind Main Game.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:00 PM
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Well here's an interesting name.....

http://www.virtualformguide.com/cgi-...0707howthe.txt
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:22 PM
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I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

By Forest Camp out of She's Got the Look. I think it's pretty clever.
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Old 07-07-2006, 08:10 AM
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god i miss seinfeld.
""Thats a shame""
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