Retirement Announcement

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I've thought about this for several days now and, after careful soul searching, I have decided that I will not be retiring just yet.

There was a couple weeks there were the board was really sucking camel cock - but some old stalwarts such as Indian Charlie, Coach Pants, Freddymo, and Dahoss have rededicated themselves enough to have me fired the fucl< up to lay down some quality takes and blistering putdowns.

It's winter - and there just isn't too much going on right now. There has been a lot of rumor and whispers about my "declining posting skills" - I've heard that some think that I'm a washed up has-been like my idol Moss. That I've lost my touch and I'm no longer effective when I click the 'submit' button. I've even been called out by a Mod in the Sports forum recently. Despite all of this - I still feel good about my ability to move in the pocket and stomp tards at will.

Very few of you truly know what it's like being a successful internet poster. Sure, I remember what it was like when it all started. To crush tards with irrefutable logic, to goad them into meltdowns with hideously offensive vitriol, to see the PMs from the crowd showering me with praise, the adulation of fans, the back to back Poster of the Year honors in '02 and '03 and even the otherwise sh!t threads that were saved from the sewer merely by my presence on the field. That's why I played the game.

I have no complaints. I've been blessed with a great career, but there is a darker side to it that the fans don't see. They don't see the gimps, lamers, stalkers, fucl<tards and mongoloids that come crawling out of the wood work. They don't see the toll it takes on your gambling and your sex life as you sit hunched over the keyboard delivering solid takes day after day and night after night. They just can't understand that kind of pressure.

I've decided today that I will be leaving PA for Florida right after Christmas. 'Sup Tampa area! 'Sup Gulfstream Park? However, though I may not be as prolific as I have been, I'm not yet ready to hang em up for good.

[randallscott35]

You are an attention whore but I like you.

[clyde]

Oh ya..the kid really has a beautiful mind.



If you are of the Dumbinger pig crowd.

[my miss storm cat]

You suck.

A couple of us had it all planned out but no, you had to go and ruin it. Whatever.

We were gonna get Mario Espinosa to lead you out.

You wouldn't have minded cotton in your ears or a pink shirt, right?

Anyhoo we figured you'd walk a little, dance a little, and as you were lead onto the track and the crowds cheered and waved their signs we'd have a huge screen showing some of your finest posts.

Many in the crowd would sport POY buttons.

Your legion of fans would then have been able to track your flight to Florida...

http://www.suttonforwarding.com/FlightTracker.aspx

... and, upon arrival, you'd have been given a giant basket filled with socks, porn, and booze.

I had a nice post ready to go for the retirements thread.

Oh well I guess maybe I could go and start a poll to see if you even deserve to be POY.

People who don't know how to use the internet suck....

http://s3x.info/wp-content/uploads/Nikki-Baum.jpg


for the most part. But there are some who rule.

[Rudeboyelvis]

.50 P3's at Tampa this year....You're picking a finah time....

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

People who don't know how to use the internet suck....

http://s3x.info/wp-content/uploads/Nikki-Baum.jpg


for the most part. But there are some who rule.

I am finding Fagbook to be a great site. Four female "friends" have used that live chat function at the bottom to chat me ... and I've scored boobie pics from 3 of them. That's a blistering .750 batting average - and the last one was a 3-run homer.



The big problem is that PG '85 uses that live chat function to try and talk to me more than anyone else ... and that's one set of boobs I don't want to see.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

.50 P3's at Tampa this year....You're picking a finah time....

Tampa is as good as it gets.

[keithting]

It was 32 degrees as I past Payson Park this morning and it'll be a frigid 34 deg in parts of South Florida this evening.

Welcome back to winter racing !!!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by keithting

It was 32 degrees as I past Payson Park this morning and it'll be a frigid 34 deg in parts of South Florida this evening.

Welcome back to winter racing !!!!

Who the fucl< are you?

[Rudeboyelvis]

Draw Thursday for Saturday...Not that I'm counting the minutes or nothin'...You gotta PM me or Bigs when ya get here

Originally Posted by clyde

Who the fucl< are you?

Mr. Haberny.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Mr. Haberny.

Thanks...will have to look that one up.


Stand by.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

Who the fucl< are you?

Printhesth's quifith withle

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Mr. Haberny.

Oh that's a good one!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Printhesth's quifith withle

Bettha and bettah!!

Originally Posted by clyde

Oh that's a good one!

We are in the presence of internet greatness

[Rudeboyelvis]

"feral and preposterous"



Nonsense.







Mr. Haberny is the shizziat. I will contact the fly by night operation and demand resolution, forthwith.


















Rudeboy Elvis ESQ

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

We are in the presence of internet greatness

Ya I saw that.



Is he this good in the smart threads?

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I've thought about this for several days now and, after careful soul searching, I have decided that I will not be retiring just yet.

There was a couple weeks there were the board was really sucking camel cock - but some old stalwarts such as Indian Charlie, Coach Pants, Freddymo, and Dahoss have rededicated themselves enough to have me fired the fucl< up to lay down some quality takes and blistering putdowns.

It's winter - and there just isn't too much going on right now. There has been a lot of rumor and whispers about my "declining posting skills" - I've heard that some think that I'm a washed up has-been like my idol Moss. That I've lost my touch and I'm no longer effective when I click the 'submit' button. I've even been called out by a Mod in the Sports forum recently. Despite all of this - I still feel good about my ability to move in the pocket and stomp tards at will.

Very few of you truly know what it's like being a successful internet poster. Sure, I remember what it was like when it all started. To crush tards with irrefutable logic, to goad them into meltdowns with hideously offensive vitriol, to see the PMs from the crowd showering me with praise, the adulation of fans, the back to back Poster of the Year honors in '02 and '03 and even the otherwise sh!t threads that were saved from the sewer merely by my presence on the field. That's why I played the game.

I have no complaints. I've been blessed with a great career, but there is a darker side to it that the fans don't see. They don't see the gimps, lamers, stalkers, fucl<tards and mongoloids that come crawling out of the wood work. They don't see the toll it takes on your gambling and your sex life as you sit hunched over the keyboard delivering solid takes day after day and night after night. They just can't understand that kind of pressure.

I've decided today that I will be leaving PA for Florida right after Christmas. 'Sup Tampa area! 'Sup Gulfstream Park? However, though I may not be as prolific as I have been, I'm not yet ready to hang em up for good.

Thank you, Jim Rome!