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Old 03-30-2007, 10:28 AM
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Hell yeah... makes you want to go and wax that ass, doesn't it? LMFAO
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:31 AM
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im sick of shaving too, i shave 1-2 times a week if that
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:34 AM
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im sick of shaving too, i shave 1-2 times a week if that
George Clooney shaves more than that.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:37 AM
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I only shave when I wear a suit to work, or if I have a date with a chic worth shaving for
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:41 AM
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I only shave when I wear a suit to work, or if I have a date with a chic worth shaving for
I would have to assume that any chick would be worth shaving for in your case, Jerry.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:46 AM
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I tried waxing a small area on my leg once just to see what it was like...and NEVER again. Ouch. I'll never suggest waxing again.

Reminds me of this:

KELLY CLARKSON!!!!111
Damn... wish they didn't have youtube blocked. UGH.

I know a guy that rides road bicycles professionally, and he used to wax his legs all of the time... he finally got that laser hair removal. It's kind of pathetic that his legs are prettier than mine.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:49 AM
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I shave my toe hair
Thanks for sharing, Frodo.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:54 AM
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I tried waxing a small area on my leg once just to see what it was like...and NEVER again. Of course, why would I ever do it again, anyway...but no way in hell I am waxing sherwood forrest! I'll keep giving the ol' buzz cut with the electric trimmer (with the guard on, of course! ).

Reminds me of this:

KELLY CLARKSON!!!!111
Hey, trimming is fine. I don't think a woman cares if you're using a weed whacker instead of yanking it out by the roots. Whatever keeps the yard looking neat.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:02 AM
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:05 AM
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Not to mention, when the yard is trimmed, the tree often looks a bit more impressive...less sapling-like. Sigh...white man's burden. lol
OMG... holy shiat. LOL LOL
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:06 AM
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Not to mention, when the yard is trimmed, the tree often looks a bit more impressive...less sapling-like. Sigh...white man's burden. lol

Too funny!


And good one Payson Dave!
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One of the greatest lines I ever heard in film came from Willie Nelson . . .

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

It may have been he and Redford in a bar scene in Electric Horeseman with Jane Fonda.

Seems appropriate here.
how about suck a golfball through a garden hose.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:22 AM
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Not to mention, when the yard is trimmed, the tree often looks a bit more impressive...less sapling-like. Sigh...white man's burden. lol
Yeah it's like 4 times longer.
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I would have to assume that any chick would be worth shaving for in your case, Jerry.

well yeah thats true in any case, it amazing how ive been painted as this loser..lol
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i shave my head once a week. shave my face once a week (usually). keep my beard through the winter since i work outside, so i only have my neck to shave. through the summer i have mustache and goatee. i will say, my Norelco razor has made me less lazy about shaving and the fusion razor is really good too.
i hated shaving because i was a butcher! i was always cut up.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:35 AM
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well yeah thats true in any case, it amazing how ive been painted as this loser..lol
You did it yourself. Remember, I've been around for over 3 years now... I remember the old ESPN days. LMAO
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i shave my head once a week. shave my face once a week (usually). keep my beard through the winter since i work outside, so i only have my neck to shave. through the summer i have mustache and goatee. i will say, my Norelco razor has made me less lazy about shaving and the fusion razor is really good too.
i hated shaving because i was a butcher! i was always cut up.
I had a real gift for slicing myself open, too. I dropped my razor once in the shower and it sliced through my fingernail. Compared to THAT pain, waxing my legs ain't nothin'.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:36 AM
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I had a real gift for slicing myself open, too. I dropped my razor once in the shower and it sliced through my fingernail. Compared to THAT pain, waxing my legs ain't nothin'.
I've done the same thing... OUCH.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:37 AM
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oh well at least u know whats up
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:39 AM
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Yeah it's like 4 times longer.

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